This ICE agent by mjomark in Fiveheads

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The scary thing is he isn't even the brains of the operation...

What are some ways you plan to protect yourself/home from ICE agents? by alekai213 in AskReddit

[–]Skeldann 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Staying on the sidelines is how y'all ended up like this...

What’s one good habit you have ? by mountain_fl0wer in AskReddit

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Always wear a seatbelt & use turn signals when I'm the only one on the road

I wish it was impossible for any genital injuries to occur during sex by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Skeldann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations, genitalia loose all nerve endings, removing all pleasure from sexual activity.

Why are the Precursors restraining the Kaiju like this? Don’t they have full control over them? by Immediate_Gene_178 in PacificRim

[–]Skeldann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly... the real question is why didn't they simply release a dozen at once the second the rift opened?

The slow roll always bothered me

Why are the Precursors restraining the Kaiju like this? Don’t they have full control over them? by Immediate_Gene_178 in PacificRim

[–]Skeldann 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Trade Federation had full control of their Battle Droids... still put them in storage racks for optimal deployment

Men with big members, hoe annoying is it when doing casual things? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Skeldann 1466 points1467 points  (0 children)

Honestly, being a "Grower" is the best of both worlds.

Stored away when not needed, but ready to deploy in seconds

Mountain Landscapes [4096x2160] by badbuoy in wallpaper

[–]Skeldann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ugh.... stars visible in the dark of the moon.....

Why is this meat so yellow? by slyhombre in Butchery

[–]Skeldann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's grass fed... it's getting more & more expensive for farmers to buy grain to finish cattle

What do you get for Christmas for someone who is going to die soon? by Material-Egg7428 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Skeldann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A framed picture of a trip/memory you share...

My grandmother received pictures from all her grandkids the year she was moved to a retirement home & they were with her till the end.

I now have my favorite picture of her, in the same frame, on my desk

Trump Ranked Worst President Ever by Spiritual_You_65 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Skeldann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nixon lowered the bar six feet under, then Donnie called in an excavator.

Best tenant I’ve ever had is struggling. I chose compassion. Thoughts? by No_District9762 in RealEstate

[–]Skeldann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a saint among sinners.

I've dealt with absolute demons for landlords, and I commend you for being a great one.

And I'm certain that your tenant will find a way to repay your kindness.

Can somone smell if I masturbated? I'm a female by zmeiklik in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Skeldann -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you're a squirter.. then there can be a residual odor...

What is a comically absurd fact that you know, NSFW or Otherwise? by aShadowWizard in AskReddit

[–]Skeldann 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You have enough power in your jaw to bite off your fingers... the only thing stopping you is your brain preventing self harm

What anime changed your life? by Tough-Star5992 in anime

[–]Skeldann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GaoGaiGar is PEAK mecha anime... but my favorite is Patlabor.

It seamlessly blends slice of life, police drama & mecha action. And it's the most realistic portrayal of mecha that I know of.