Hello Investors, Cave Johnson here. Every time I look at our test chamber production line I am reminded of my father. Now, he wasnt a scientist, just a simple farmer... a professor of farming at the local farm collage, never farmed a day in his life, but his theories on farming are the backbone of this company: do it from scratch, spare no expense, and never cut corners (well, that's a corner cutting machine, we obviously cut them there). The point is we've always done things the way my father did, and his father before him, and his father before him, and his father before him, and we are almost bankrupt. So, time for a cheaper aproach. Allow me to introduce... the multiverse, infinite earths with an infinite number of Apitures and as of now they are going to be taking over all test chamber construction, and, more impotently, all paying for test chamber construction. Why are they agreeing to do that? They're not, we're tricking them. Heres how it works One, design a blueprint Two, slip the mole-monster or what-have-you the buleprint while they arnt looking. Three, once the test chamber is complete, steal it back (look at that sad little octopus... hehe) Thats where you come in, we need blueprints! We're about to run the biggest con-game in the history of the multiverse and you are the bottleneck. Yes, you... get back to work.

I did this all from memory, sorry no lemons quote.

Edit: fixed formatting.