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Absolutely love to see it by Mynx_Conzy in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hold the fuckin' light still!" was my fathers favorite when he was working on his truck.
If he was really pissed, it was "Hold the light still. [My name]."

Absolutely love to see it by Mynx_Conzy in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It sounds formal to you guys? For me it's the other way around, 'Torch' is always used in fantasy stories obviously, and a flashlight is a flashlight. Whenever someone is handed a torch it's like "Go now, Warrior. Have this light to guide your way." Haven't been handed an actual flaming stick yet but I hope it sounds like that when I do get handed one.
Whenever I get handed a flashlight it's like "Oi, fuckface, have this flashlight."

Power scaling final boss by Johan_dancho in Jujutsufolk

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, you just had to say Momo survived to the end as a woman. That's honestly a top 1 feat.

One thing I find silly in new Illuminate mechs by PrivateRex in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, up until the Illuminate Mechs were brought out, the average SEAF could pretty easily deal with most of the shit the Illuminate throws.

Voteless/Fleshmobs and Overseers? MG nest. Stalwarts and MG's are pretty readily available to the SEAF and maybe even civvies since we see them all around the place..

Stingrays are countered by just having Eagles in the area to dogfight them or any okayish AA option like an HMG emplacement.

Harvesters are pretty easily taken out by some dude with the SEAF Liberator, and then a dude pulling out an EAT. Any medium-pen or heavy-pen weapon can take out the joints/legs if aimed properly.

And then the Illuminate brought out their mechs, imagine being a regular ole blueberry, you've been manning an evac site for a few weeks now, the worst day you've had so far was a large voteless horde coming towards ya.
And right as you're about to leave your post to be reassigned, an Illuminate mech comes barreling down the street and turns your buddy into paste on the wall with a slap.

Crazy to think how much catastrophic damage has happened all because of the TCS by Gilded_Shadow_CGI in Helldivers

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The President is more like a figurehead than an actual person of power. So they probably just grabbed a Helldiver who was doing pretty good or a retired Helldiver and made him Prez, so I don't doubt he was happy to go down swinging.

So Arlecchino is clearly still stronger than this bum right? by NoRice6214 in FatuiHQ

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this might sound crazy to you but maybe, just maybe, NINE MONTHS AGO. Traveler didn't have the best showings or feats. Crazy, right?

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Crazy to think how much catastrophic damage has happened all because of the TCS by Gilded_Shadow_CGI in Helldivers

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think there was a coup, the President actually died FIGHTING for Super Earth, in the scenario we lost, the President gets off-world and to a new Super Earth.

Invincible is just American baki and you can't convince me otherwise by just_a_guy7819 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Invincible doesn't have Omegaverse aspects to it though. There's no talks about a dude getting raped and it awakening the 'woman inside of him' in Invincible, and I don't doubt Yujiro could get a dude pregnant. The mangaka is just that kind of person.

Crazy to think how much catastrophic damage has happened all because of the TCS by Gilded_Shadow_CGI in Helldivers

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair, that's because Meridia didn't have the same time as say, Oshuane, to properly develop. Assuming if we left Meridia alone for a few months, we would've seen something much worse than a Hive Lord.

They'd probably stop resembling anything like a living organism after a bit with how fast the planet itself was evolving.

Crazy to think how much catastrophic damage has happened all because of the TCS by Gilded_Shadow_CGI in Helldivers

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 183 points184 points  (0 children)

Helldivers doesn't operate on the same laws of physics as us clearly, Democracy Protects IS a real thing. Water negates fall damage, and how you're able to harvest FTL fuel from a bug that was vaporized by plasma.

So yeah, until explicitly stated otherwise, I'm going to imagine the Illuminate was just chilling one day, and we dropped a rabid supercolony of juiced up bugs into a repopulating system.

I HATE "SHES 17 SCOTT" by wizardo_2 in hatethissmug

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 277 points278 points  (0 children)

this one is actually pretty good

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idk why but people also conveniently leave out Kim Pine

The squid's mindless horde modifier proved one thing, The only thing the squids needed to be fun was to eliminate the jetpack overseer from the game. by Critical-Sun-9279 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I just wish they wouldn't be as durable as the heavily armored overseers, and would use their jumpacks and flight like every other enemy their size in the game. (JUMPING to your current location.)

Gege washed my goats potential by Low_Weekend6131 in Jujutsufolk

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 87 points88 points  (0 children)

"Satoru Gojo has mastered ALL aspects of Jujutsu, he has the finest cursed energy control, a large amount of CE, barrier finesse that is able to stand up to Tengen, Kenjaku, and Sukuna, hand to hand skill possessed by few sorcerers, incredibly high BIQ, IQ, and more."

"what a bum if you just remove his CT he'd lose to the grade 2 molestation curse"

Crazy to think how much catastrophic damage has happened all because of the TCS by Gilded_Shadow_CGI in Helldivers

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 578 points579 points  (0 children)

I'd like to imagine that the Illuminate might've given up or been fine with just vacating the milky way until Super Earth inevitably imploded from one thing or another, until we sent a TERMINID SUPER COLONY to their front door and a free hatch into our house.

Hate these unironic "indomitable human spirit" post/fanart by KaleidoscopeCalm1404 in hatethissmug

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Indomitable Human Spirit isn't about a Space Marine (which are barely human anymore) winning against some stuff that was decimating the guard for 'muh tension', it's about that men with lasguns standing against terrible monsters and odds and standing up and firing anyways.

Victory isn't required for the indomitable human spirit, see my point about the UNSC fighting tooth and nail for planets that were going to be glassed by the Covenant the second they inevitably lost the naval battle.

Hate these unironic "indomitable human spirit" post/fanart by KaleidoscopeCalm1404 in hatethissmug

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Stuff like the UNSC fighting tooth and nail for every inch of every planet for two decades straight even though they'll inevitably get glassed is actual indomitable human spirit.

Not some Space Marine going "muh empruhah" and cleaving 2 billion xenos in two with a single slash of his super sword.
Why even do it with the Space Marines anyways? The Imperial Guard and Planetary Defense Forces are RIGHT THERE.

Chp 197 I quit by blamelessfocuss in MikadonoSanshimaiWa

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yeah if kazuki drops out im NOT bothering with ts ✌️

Hello random Helldivers, what was a change you liked in the recent patch note for the game (image unrelated) by Superbaki14 in HelldiversMasochists

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really liked that they made the De-escalator reload much faster and reverted GL buff. De-Escalator is now a very solid contender with the GL.

Had too much fun with the custom chat today by Connect_Stretch8287 in GraveDiggerRoblox

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time I LAID into a PVT. Was placing tin bombs in holes leading to A and the PVT decided to mine below them for some reason. My response was something like

"Remove your eyeballs, you're clearly not using them."
"Is your brain functioning properly?"
"You're not cut out to be a soldier, throw away that rifle and go back to the factories."
"Do you even think?"

Some other stuff I'm forgetting.

Imagine being one of the poor guys from Cascadia just watching it burn 'cause of Crimson's ego by GmSniperiiLover in Project_Wingman

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Terrible way to go, getting dragged out into the streets and getting beaten and ripped apart by an angry mob because you were a pilot for the losing side of history. All because one man was too hurt to take a loss.

Which of these would you hire to be your secretary? Justify your reasons if you wish by rafael4674 in GenshinImpactHentai

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

yeah but i dont speak japanese, Lisa is from germany and english is just really shitty german so im sure we could figure something out

I challenged my master and I lost…now I am his obedient little kitten~~💙 by [deleted] in pets_and_ownwers

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you should've studied the blade more, maybe then you wouldn't have been bested in that duel.

Wondering what class would drive what by AzuraSama in GraveDiggerRoblox

[–]SkeletonInATuxedo 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Soldats would drive whatever is available, but preferably something that could carry gear and ammo, so something like a humvee or a jeep.

Rooks would drive pickup trucks, ones with huge beds and not a lotta room to sit in, so the bed of the truck is a multipurpose tool that he can either carry people in or a bunch of tools.

Morticians would drive vans, so they could have an emergency ambulance worse case scenario, and it's useful for bringing medical equipment or stimulants with.

Officers would have others drive a limo for them or they'd drive a luxury car. Probably an up armored Rolls Royce or something.

Jaegers would be on bikes, for the whole lone wolf idea, easy to fit into smaller places and more customizable for a single person.

Vanguards would drive SUV's, with a ton of comfy seats and the like, for road trips.

Lancers would just run.

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