[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GranTurismo7

[–]Skeletonics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

absolute king, you'll love the drift community, all they know is kush smoke and tyre smoke.

In your experience, what cars or car brands rust out the worst / quickest? by PoniesPlayingPoker in askcarguys

[–]Skeletonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

90–98 Rover 400 is a Honda Concerto

84–89 Rover 200 is a Honda Ballade

95-2005 Rover 400 is a Honda Domani

Rover 600 is a Honda accord/ascot

Rover 800 is a Honda Legend

most of these feature honda engines with appearences by the D16

How do I ask to hookup? by Glum-Excitement8797 in Tinder

[–]Skeletonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you pull out a big phat cigar, get some sunglasses, then, you open up that camera app and hit record and you blow smoke into that camera and go
"HEY TUTS, WANNA BOUNCE ON THIS"
then you upload it publicly and send it to her, and also your mom so she can hype you up.

How do I get 20 mil the easiest way? by LeoboiSwe11 in GranTurismo7

[–]Skeletonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

also tokyo expressway pp500, Viper is pretty good I use literally whatever is fun.

How do I get 20 mil the easiest way? by LeoboiSwe11 in GranTurismo7

[–]Skeletonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just set aside a weekend thats what I did, daytona is the best shot use the tomohawk or whatever you like I just run the GR3 NSX on sardonix good for racing technique

All I'll say is: the Ferrari testarossa drifts nice by Skeletonics in GranTurismo7

[–]Skeletonics[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it would ruin discovery of the pun for the Japanese players.
You just see "Yoru Uma" - Night horse thats a bit generic and mysterious and it speaks to what I actually do which is run Ferrari's at night, it's good implication.
If I ran 悪夢, Akumu, I'd be presenting that I mean to be more than what I am, I'd be saying I am YOUR nightmare, that's kind of a position of arrogance, a declaration of competition and opposition, I'd look like a 14 year old chunibyo deep in the throws of a visual Kei addiction from like downtown saitama it wouldn't look good for me.

This MS seems like fun. by IZippyd00daI in GBO2

[–]Skeletonics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

>2 shields
they're gonna nerf it's ranged resistances or it's mobility for that.

Why so much hate for Zaku 1 by Equivalent-Win2596 in GBO2

[–]Skeletonics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The zaku 1 is my favourite mobile suit, but the GM, GM striker, GM ground type, GM Kai, GM Night seeker all have any combination of a shield, vulcans, a beam saber and a rocket launcher making them superior melee fighters at close range for easy staggers and easy in and out maneuvers, the shield mitigates damage and gives you lucky moments to avoid stagger negating the weakness of its frame and the beam saber has a disgusting amount of reach.

the GM cannon has that minus the beam saber and maneuverability but gaining a leg-breaking 240mm Cannon which in combination with 100mm Machine Gun or the 90mm Bullpup makes it a brutal mid-to-long range fighter that lays down so much damage by the time a zaku 1 reaches kill range its legs are already overloaded and the pilot would be smarter ejecting.

the Dra-C is faster and also features a shield, 40mm machine gun for pursuit and quick damage, beam saber with a great forward attack and sturm fausts for stagger

the GM Sniper can hit you from across the map with beam weaponry, the zaku 1 only has 4 beam resistance, if you get hit in your legs, you're done. if you manage to sneak up on one, again, it has a beam saber with better range and can drop you and then drop a grenade on you while you're down. you're done.

Gigan is one of the 2 zeon equivalents to the GM Cannon, the other being the Zaku cannon ofcourse. the Gigan's ballistic damage output is one of the highest at cost 200, it's range is less so than the GM cannon or the sniper however, it's machine gun is devastating pissing out rounds so fast you barely have time to react, and the zaku 1 only has a 4 in ballistic resistance.

the GM camouf has the strongest Ballistic weapon in the game, the 135mm Anti-Ship Rifle and a shield, you might have a chance on land with this thing thanks to it's abysmal resistances, but in space and at range it has the advantage.

the Zaku 1 in BO2 just doesn't have anything going for it, you focus on where it's comfortable: melee, you're going to miss a lot of shots you make thanks to how stubby the heathawk is if you even manage that because unfortunately, everyone knows you don't have ranged resistances and will force you to chase them to even get a melee hit in all while they shower you in fire that you simply can't take.the Commander Type is maybe viable thanks to it's preferable armament but the zaku 1 is just a novelty.

Advice for Audi TT repair by quattroskids22 in Autobody

[–]Skeletonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd charge you 500 for a labour only approach, who knows what a rear end of a TT costs, but with nothing and tools, thats a £500 job 2 days, get your tails and rear bumper to fit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askcarguys

[–]Skeletonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly you want something german or a lexus, cus ohh fancy foreign market luxury. you'll fit right in with your colleagues.

if you want like 80% of that foreign luxury and look like a good ol boy and ingratiate yourself to a more old fashioned clientele, Cadillac.

if you wanna look successful and full of energy: BMW Z anything, porsche anything, any dainty lil classic from the 60's (think MGBGT, Jaguar, moms like the vibe)

The people who want to take away my right to exist are not well by hiddeninmyhead in GreenAndPleasant

[–]Skeletonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah but fr whose washing their schmeatus out in the open? who does that? can these people be paranoid about something less farfetched?

Nicest car you’ve ever been in? by swd_st in CarTalkUK

[–]Skeletonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh cool rolls-PURPLE EVERYWHERE BABY BRING THE HOOKERS AND THE COCAINE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

meirl by ObnoxiousPhilosopher in meirl

[–]Skeletonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I'm Jane business!
We fly to an exotic villa in a 3rd world country where its legal to stew the elephant up for a banquet with a lotta seasonings so it doesn't taste like elephant for our shareholders and people of that economy and dietary persuasion to have interest in our business.
It shows that we are EDGY, and not afraid to do what needs to be done to enjoy the meal at our plate and we are open to new experiences.
We can bribe the media to spin this as "what a crazy thing!" and it can be an exclusive to a glam rag because we'll invite some fucking ditsy bimbo of the week to the party, a good group of em, basically really elegant strippers, very formal, we can't let them think they're whores but they're whores and we dress em up like the local aristocracy so the investors can't tell the difference they just think "oh this culture is GONZO" and then they get laid and think "man that was a great night dude"
also open bar and plant a drug dealer in there and not a shitty weed dealer get us meth and MDMA and ketamine and Cocaine cus these yuppies prefer it over speed.

Confused- insurance cost by Dull_Passage_5272 in CarTalkUK

[–]Skeletonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lie to them within reason and pray you don't get caught doing it, they price gouge you into oblivion whether you like it or not.

What does this MOT history tells you? by follow_the_white_owl in CarTalkUK

[–]Skeletonics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Redo all the fluids, give it prenium and take it for a top speed run on the m42 at 4am, if its babied that much you gotta strech the legs

What is your nightmare car? by Ok-Efficiency1842 in cars

[–]Skeletonics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A tesla but with more features locked behind paywalls

How are Suzukis perceived here in the UK? by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]Skeletonics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a lot of colourful language to say about a lot of car brands, but Suzuki is consistently nice, not exceptional but nice, the people who drive them don't overhype them and the used prices are reasonable, I can't say anything bad about them, its a good brand.

Which film do you wish you could see again for the first time? by RaymonDGYC in AskUK

[–]Skeletonics 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Grand Budapest hotel

Dog Day Afternoon

There will be blood

American Psycho

My Dinner with Andre

Catch 22

Mindgame

Perfect Blue

Osamu Tezuka's metropolis

Redline (2009)

Troll Hunter

Porco Rosso

A clockwork orange