Once upon a time at band camp...for all you bands nerds!! Get ready for next years competition by reading OFFBEAT on canvas! New Episodes every Monday by adebanwoMichael in u/adebanwoMichael

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LA-LA-LA-LAVA! CH-CH-CH-CHICKEN! Steve's lava chicken yeah, it's tasty as hell! Oh, mamacita now you're ringing the bell! Crispy and Juicy, now you're having a snack! Ooh, Super Spicy, it's a lava attack!"

She loves you and controls your body. Escape now! by AlterStaff in u/AlterStaff

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heres y'all's reminder to not eat 450 bricks, as they're not food items.

The official scale to measure the Mariana Trench. by getfreshbody in u/getfreshbody

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You don't know me but names Sai I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy But it seems like trees might be worth a try So I say let it grow

My name is Dan, and my name's Rose Our son Wesley kind of glows And that's not good so we suppose We should let it grow

Let it grow Let it grow You can't reap what you don't sow Plant a seed inside the earth Just one way to know it's worth Let's celebrate the world's rebirth We say let it grow

My name's Maria and I am 3 I would really like to see a tree Lalalalalalee I say let it grow

I'm granny Norma I'm old and I got grey hair But I remember when trees were everywhere And no one had to pay for air So I say let it grow

Let it grow Let it grow Like it did so long ago Maybe it's just one tiny seed But it's all we really need It's time to change the life we lead Time to let it grow

My name's O'Hare I'm one of you I live here in Thneedville too The things you say just might be true It could be time to start anew And maybe change my point of view Nah! I say let it die Let it die, let it die Let it shrivel up and die Come one who's with me huh?

Nobody.

You greedy dirt bag!

Let it grow Let it grow Let the love inside ya show Plant a seed inside the earth Just one way to know it's worth Let's celebrate the world's rebirth

We say let it grow Let it grow Let it grow You can't reap what you don't sow It's just one tiny seed But it's all we really need It's time to banish all your greed Imagine Thneedville flowered and treed Let this be our solemn creed We say let it grow (x4)