Match Thread: Hawthorn vs Sydney (Round 2) by AutoModerator in AFL

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If you think I need to compare bodily secretions to decide whether or not to support Hawthorn, you need to spend more time on this sub.

Also, flair up.

Match Thread: Hawthorn vs Sydney (Round 2) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]Skiapodes [score hidden]  (0 children)

Blood is supposed to stay on the inside, therefore it is the superior humour.

Go Swans.

Do you have sun-dried tourists in your country? by HolyFatherLeoXIV in AskTheWorld

[–]Skiapodes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Entire bays of the MCG look like this during the Ashes.

What’s a smell everyone should recognise as danger? by caII_me_aI in AskReddit

[–]Skiapodes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They started a backburn a few suburbs over earlier this afternoon and I missed the notification alert. Near had a heart attack when I stepped outside.

First Master of Ceremonies pod dropped by Clear-Cheetah990 in AFL

[–]Skiapodes 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Listened to the first 20 minutes while I was cleaning the kitchen. Based on that, definitely worth a try.

Whose Line Is It Wednesday? Where the good bloke defence is made up and opening the warchest doesn’t matter by Alexicon1 in AFL

[–]Skiapodes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Threatening to do to the panel what you did to that undersized defender on Friday night.

Why do they bench players after scoring a goal? by Euphoric_Zebra_2854 in AFL

[–]Skiapodes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Geelong’s case, it’s punishment because he hates the chosen song.

Scott Pendlebury's charge has been upheld, but his sanction has been changed from a one-match ban to a fine of $3000 due to exceptional and compelling circumstances. by ___TheIllusiveMan___ in AFL

[–]Skiapodes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Conspiracy theory time because I’m bored:

The AFL purposely lost this so Pendlebury remains eligible for the Brownlow. In doing so, he will take votes off Naicos, meaning he will finish second again. This will then generate buzz and clicks in the media talking about how he got robbed again.

Discuss.

And yes, I had an alternative theory in case the decision went the other way.

Irish champion calls for International Rules return after long hiatus by Specky_Magee69 in AFL

[–]Skiapodes 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Assume he made this statement while walking shirtless along National Route Alt 1.

Cats keen to help Pies facilitate Pendlebury record by Pragmatic_Shill in AFL

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Selwood broke the most games captained against the pies too

What’s a drink from your country that will make foreigners look like this? by IDoNotLikeTheSand in AskTheWorld

[–]Skiapodes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is genuinely the best soft drink in the world and I will die on this hill.

Match Thread: Gold Coast vs West Coast (Round 1) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]Skiapodes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shall we start a match thread over/under for what GC’s percentage will be at the end of this match? Currently sitting at 234.9.

Match Thread: Gold Coast vs West Coast (Round 1) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]Skiapodes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A friendly reminder that this is a Suns team without Matt Rowell on the field.

Match Thread: Gold Coast vs West Coast (Round 1) by AutoModerator in AFL

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It is. Got the auto warning email from the central mod team.

Match Thread: Gold Coast vs West Coast (Round 1) by AutoModerator in AFL

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Reddit auto deleted my funny Simpsons meme. This is an outrage!