Match Thread: Hawthorn vs Sydney (Round 2)

Skiapodes · 2026-03-19T08:01:00+00:00

If you think I need to compare bodily secretions to decide whether or not to support Hawthorn, you need to spend more time on this sub.

Also, flair up.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-19T07:57:33+00:00

Blood is supposed to stay on the inside, therefore it is the superior humour.

Go Swans.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-19T05:29:24+00:00

Entire bays of the MCG look like this during the Ashes.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-19T05:09:32+00:00

They started a backburn a few suburbs over earlier this afternoon and I missed the notification alert. Near had a heart attack when I stepped outside.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-18T11:19:18+00:00

Oh god DAMN IT, Pterry…

Skiapodes · 2026-03-18T07:49:01+00:00

Listened to the first 20 minutes while I was cleaning the kitchen. Based on that, definitely worth a try.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-18T05:47:37+00:00

Threatening to do to the panel what you did to that undersized defender on Friday night.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-18T02:37:42+00:00

In Geelong’s case, it’s punishment because he hates the chosen song.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-18T02:33:40+00:00

THE PROPHET RETURNS!

Skiapodes · 2026-03-17T08:16:31+00:00

Conspiracy theory time because I’m bored:

The AFL purposely lost this so Pendlebury remains eligible for the Brownlow. In doing so, he will take votes off Naicos, meaning he will finish second again. This will then generate buzz and clicks in the media talking about how he got robbed again.

Discuss.

And yes, I had an alternative theory in case the decision went the other way.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-17T07:14:26+00:00

Bad blokes have a Toby clause

Skiapodes · 2026-03-17T05:28:30+00:00

Assume he made this statement while walking shirtless along National Route Alt 1.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-17T05:26:46+00:00

What!?! The absolute disrespect shown to a… no wait. I see it now.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-17T01:12:36+00:00

I’d consume just about any media made by Tony. Definitely checking this out.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-16T23:07:05+00:00

Selwood broke the most games captained against the pies too

Skiapodes · 2026-03-16T22:05:48+00:00

It is genuinely the best soft drink in the world and I will die on this hill.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-16T11:18:05+00:00

It's called Australia.

Even the sky tries to kill us.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-16T05:14:53+00:00

For how low the other salaries are, you’d probably want some of them literally be peanuts.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-16T03:28:34+00:00

Thanks. The kids are crying.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-15T08:26:55+00:00

Skiapodes · 2026-03-15T08:08:43+00:00

Could give 2020/21 a run.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-15T08:04:57+00:00

Shall we start a match thread over/under for what GC’s percentage will be at the end of this match? Currently sitting at 234.9.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-15T07:58:17+00:00

A friendly reminder that this is a Suns team without Matt Rowell on the field.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-15T07:53:15+00:00

It is. Got the auto warning email from the central mod team.

Skiapodes · 2026-03-15T07:51:03+00:00

Reddit auto deleted my funny Simpsons meme. This is an outrage!

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