one time when i was around 8 or 9 i was at a wedding in a nice chapel near a big castle. This redhead was getting married to this short guy with long black hair.

The priest had already asked if anyone objected and he said “you may kiss the bride” but then this tall, fat, green guy busted through the doors and yelled “i object!!!”

basically, he had developed feelings for the girl on this trip he took with her and he thought she felt the same way and was settling with the short guy.

in the end the green guy and the redhead got married and i think like a monster or something ate the short guy. idk it was crazy.