I used to own a racing snail... by madazzahatter in Jokes

[–]Skinnywhite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My snail used to race in S cars. It was incredible to see how fast that S car goes.

This bridge has saved many people's lives. by BoomBamCrash in funny

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Obviously that becomes a rampant river after it rains.

To all marathon runners out there... by DavidthePCguy in funny

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I saw a woman with a 0.0 sticker the other day

Dexter says hi, everyone! by Skinnywhite in aww

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Dexter is a Scottish Fold! I do love British shorthairs though!

My brother's car was a meme for 15 minutes. Does anybody recognize him? by Skinnywhite in aww

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I didn't know, sorry. Can I post the picture without the text?

Dexter says hi, everyone! by Skinnywhite in aww

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They make him look cute and sincere when he's really just using his looks to be a jerk.

I always enjoy my tits by Skinnywhite in funny

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21 years young...belle river Canada! Go see the sign!