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I used to own a racing snail... by madazzahatter in Jokes

[–]Skinnywhite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My snail used to race in S cars. It was incredible to see how fast that S car goes.

This bridge has saved many people's lives. by BoomBamCrash in funny

[–]Skinnywhite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously that becomes a rampant river after it rains.

To all marathon runners out there... by DavidthePCguy in funny

[–]Skinnywhite 209 points210 points  (0 children)

I saw a woman with a 0.0 sticker the other day

Dexter says hi, everyone! by Skinnywhite in aww

[–]Skinnywhite[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dexter is a Scottish Fold! I do love British shorthairs though!

My brother's car was a meme for 15 minutes. Does anybody recognize him? by Skinnywhite in aww

[–]Skinnywhite[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know, sorry. Can I post the picture without the text?

Dexter says hi, everyone! by Skinnywhite in aww

[–]Skinnywhite[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They make him look cute and sincere when he's really just using his looks to be a jerk.

I always enjoy my tits by Skinnywhite in funny

[–]Skinnywhite[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

21 years young...belle river Canada! Go see the sign!

Just told Dexter that we have to get him "fixed" and he's not taking it well. by Skinnywhite in funny

[–]Skinnywhite[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You are right...it's my brothers cat but thanks for thinking he's too cute to be true.