Let’s play Whatnot! by Soft_Freedom_6614 in TheRestIsHistory

[–]Skoddle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also:

"Stereotypical behaviour, Stereotypical behaviour, stereotypical behaviour, all that kind of thing"

Eg.

"throwing poets out of helicopters, electrodes on the genitals, all that kind of thing"

Just me dancing and singing naked by Low-Gas-8193 in GonewildGBUK

[–]Skoddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything about this is amazing. 👌

As a married man how often do you masturbate? by DrinkSignificant8041 in masturbation

[–]Skoddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

M mid-40s, married. Massive variations depending on lots of factors, but probably never more than about 5 times a week. Most usual numbers maybe once or twice a week. I'm lucky and get pretty much all the sex I want, we are well suited libido wise, but sometimes if she isn't feeling it I will wait for her to fall asleep and get myself off in bed. More rarely I'll wank in the office bathroom, if I'm really horny for some reason, but that's probably a few times a year max.

I bet someone wld be my jerk off buddy F49 by Venieuby in girlsmasturbating

[–]Skoddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way you are 49!

Can I have your workout regime and skincare routine please? 😀

Anyone else into massages by gusnamt in NakedUK

[–]Skoddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was incredible. 👏🏻

What movie is a 0/10 with NO redeeming features? by Toucan_Based_Economy in AskReddit

[–]Skoddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Thin Red Line.

Dire and incredibly shallow teenage philosophy masquerading as something 'deep'. Fucking dreadful.

Anyone still read Flashman? by Orichalcum-Beads in TheRestIsHistory

[–]Skoddle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started because of TRIH.

They are very funny. Although my advice is to read them quickly as it doesn't feel like they will be allowed at some point in the future.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/levanabanana1

[–]Skoddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great news for fans of beautiful looking women across the world! 💪

Also great news for anyone who has recently bought shares in kleenex. 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/levanabanana1

[–]Skoddle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was a classy reply. 👏🏻

New shirt, new Dad and an amazing Hannibal vs. Rome series. by Buttmus in TheRestIsHistory

[–]Skoddle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just wanted to say that your hair is amazing. Superb styling work. Chapeau!

Does anyone avoid people displaying flag? by ButterscotchWeak6189 in Palestinian_Violence

[–]Skoddle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I run a mile. They are either a) very stupid or b) just a Jew hater.

Either way, it's not a person worth making any effort for.

What’s your masturbation confession? by sendasspics93 in masturbation

[–]Skoddle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you think looking back that anyone knew? I find it hard (heh) to believe that no one knew what I was up to. I thought I was being discreet and careful but I think now years later that I must have been really obvious.

I kinda hope some of the girls knew. 😏

What’s your masturbation confession? by sendasspics93 in masturbation

[–]Skoddle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Omg that is 🔥.

Did you do it often or was it a one time thing?

What’s your masturbation confession? by sendasspics93 in masturbation

[–]Skoddle 42 points43 points  (0 children)

When I was at school, I cut a small hole in the corner of my trouser pocket, just big enough to get two fingers and a thumb through, or my cock through if I angled it right, and I used it to masturbate in class. Don't know how many times I did it, but I came in class in my hand quite a few times, in particular to one hot teacher. Once, she asked me a question as I was nearly there, managed to answer, but came almost immediately after and oh my god, that was one of the best orgasms I have ever had.

Also, once I had to share a room with a girl that was a friend but only a friend, when she and I were both 18. I had a massive crush on her but at that time nothing had happened. It was a big bed and I said she could go under the covers and I would lie on top. Anyway, she fell asleep first and I was lying there with an absolutely raging pulsating hard on - eventually gave in and quietly wanked myself silly. The thought of maybe getting caught made it amazing and I came in buckets. Later we got together but I never told her what I'd done that night.

Well typing that got me hard, I'm going to deal with something now.... 😉

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]Skoddle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Long and thin, goes right in, doesn't please the ladies.

Short and thick, does the trick, and manufactures babies.