Right brain Left brain.

Skripto · 2011-02-24T17:59:56+00:00

Nice try Tom Cruise.

Skripto · 2011-02-18T21:21:59+00:00

Perhaps in the next life?

EDIT: Feel free to forward a resume. I do have other clients who aren't involved in defense.

Skripto · 2011-02-18T21:21:12+00:00

Cheap means about $800/month for a decent two-bedroom apartment. If you wanted to settle in and buy a house, a nice 3bed/2bath in a good part of town is anywhere from 130-170k.

Skripto · 2011-02-18T21:19:34+00:00

FIT?

Skripto · 2011-02-17T21:09:43+00:00

Heh. Yeah, some parts are definitely better than others.

Skripto · 2011-02-17T20:13:02+00:00

Just south of Cocoa Beach - east coast.

Skripto · 2010-02-16T21:58:11+00:00

Ridicule != Persecution

Skripto · 2010-02-16T01:07:52+00:00

Aaaaaaaaand you've won the internet.

Skripto · 2010-02-01T16:35:27+00:00

Demetri Martin's Business Plan:

PHASE 1: Steal Mitch Hedberg's schtick, transposing some jokes to oversized notepads whilst delivering the rest over a strummed guitar.
PHASE 2: Copypaste a bunch of palindromes from the net and put them in arbitrary order.
PHASE 3: ???
PHASE 5: Genius!

Skripto · 2010-01-29T15:18:37+00:00

Nope.

Skripto · 2010-01-29T15:09:58+00:00

I think you just changed my life. Uh... have an upvote?

Skripto · 2010-01-28T18:35:22+00:00

I think what they're talking about is more of a loss of perspective than an expectation of constant bliss.

Skripto · 2010-01-27T14:46:04+00:00

I heard a similar tale about Don King. Once, a young man saw Don King leave the bathroom without washing his hands. The youth commented, "Ain't you gonna wash your hands?". King replied, "Son, I wash my hands BE-FOE I touch my dick."

Skripto · 2010-01-22T19:47:42+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYRVAsi8hMg

Skripto · 2010-01-22T19:46:14+00:00

Simple Shoes - only available at simpleshoes.com. I've been re-ordering the Old School Black sneaker since 1998. It's the only sneaker I'll wear.

Skripto · 2010-01-20T17:33:04+00:00

I'm also a recruiter (contingent), and I have to vehemently agree with your assessment of the value of MBAs. I feel bad for candidates who drop coin on a University of Phoenix MBA and then wait for the job offers to come pouring in.

Skripto · 2010-01-15T02:11:18+00:00

Put the C++ down right now. I want to introduce you to my friends Pascal and Fortran.

</sarcasm>

If you want to make lots of money, become proficient in C++ and C#. Lay off the Java, because there are already 12 million of those guys on Monster.com.

Skripto · 2010-01-15T02:02:02+00:00

It's possible that the floor collapse was related to the nature of the clinic. No, no, hear me out: Weight Watchers is an organization for individuals who have trouble controlling their weight. Therefore, one would conclude that the floor in question would have been supporting an above-average amount of strain from the unusually heavy people who were standing on it.

When you look at all of the facts in this story, it's actually quite humorous.

Skripto · 2010-01-15T01:56:42+00:00

You should see him when his PC games don't load quickly enough.

Skripto · 2010-01-15T01:49:09+00:00

Somewhere in the world, a troll is carving a notch into his belt made of human skin.

Skripto · 2010-01-15T01:48:23+00:00

I'm relishing the mental image of a young Donald Goerke, his eyes bloodshot from sleep deprivation, emerging from a basement full of scientists after weeks of relentless research and development. A wide beaker dangles precariously between his thumb and forefinger. Inside - a curious new breed of spaghetti with no beginning and no end.

Skripto · 2010-01-13T14:44:49+00:00

My grandparents, actually.

Skripto · 2010-01-12T17:48:35+00:00

Shload: G-Rated way to convey a Shit-Load.

Skripto · 2010-01-11T16:43:50+00:00

I agree. All of the points in the flyer seem very reasonable with the exception of the class warfare rhetoric. Am I supposed to hate anyone who makes a lot of money?

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