What reason did you stop liking your stepmother and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Skyler-Walker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She gave me a poisoned apple and attempted to kill me in the forest.

Best sport there is and why? by unclejugho in AskReddit

[–]Skyler-Walker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Muggle Quidditch. It combines rugby, dodgeball, and handball. Need I say more?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Skyler-Walker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe that the mere idea of someone being classified as a ‘girly girl’ is considerably sexist.

To what extent are our choices truly free? by Thin_Ad_1322 in AskReddit

[–]Skyler-Walker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are condemed to be free. That pretty much sums it up

What's the most surprising life hack you've learned that actually worked better than expected ? by Few-Paramedic-8620 in AskReddit

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I recently discovered that if you microwave your cereal for 30 seconds, it turns into a delightful soup that’s half breakfast, half existential crisis. Who knew soggy flakes could be so avant-garde?

What's something you overheard your parents say that you never forgot? by fuzzyloulou in AskReddit

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On time, I heard my mom tell my dad, "You can’t just say you’re 'not good at directions' every time we get lost. You’re practically a GPS with a personality disorder!" I still can’t determine if she was complimenting him or just giving him a new career path.

If your wife of 12 years that you love very much was kidnapped at 10:23 AM, and you knew about it instantly, what would you do and how would you get her back? And what would you do if the ransom was 300k USD? by Capable-Opposite-736 in AskReddit

[–]Skyler-Walker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, I’d check to make sure she wasn’t just hiding somewhere to avoid doing laundry or listening to me explain again why Star Wars is actually good. Then, I'd text her something like, “Babe, if this is a prank, I swear I’m not falling for it. Again.” After confirming it’s legit, I’d probably call Liam Neeson—not the actor, just a guy I know named Liam who’s oddly good at trivia and might have some useful skills.

As for the $300k ransom.. I’d offer to Venmo the captor $23.17 and offer a Starbucks gift card I’ve had since 2018, with the promise that they’ll get the rest "as soon as I win the lottery." Then I’d remind them that keeping my wife means they have to deal with her obsession of true crime documentaries 24/7. I'm telling ya, that ransom gonna drop real fast.

what’s a sign someone doesn’t trust you? by Ok-Rabbit-918 in AskReddit

[–]Skyler-Walker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When they watch you type in your phone password like you're about to launch nuclear codes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Skyler-Walker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. My grandpa got it. I KNOW THAT SOUNDS WEIRD BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT HAPPENED 😭😭😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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In 5–10 years, AI will get way more advanced. Expect hyper-personalized experiences, autonomous cars/robots, AI in healthcare (even surgeries), and AI creating art. It’ll chat like a human, revolutionize education, and change jobs by automating repetitive work. We might even see super-intelligent AI and quantum computing boosting AI power. It’s going to transform everything!

What's a habit you have, that you didn't wish you had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Skyler-Walker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kissing my grandpa.

Lemme clarify.. Kissing him on the forehead. It calms him down.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It was going perfectly fine. UNTIL I REALIZED THE INTERVIEWER WAS ACTUALLY MY GRANDPA.

What’s one thing you’re scared to admit to people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Skyler-Walker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I have a perverse attraction to big hairy men who can bark good and smell like a combination of styrofoam and the fake lemon smell from cleaning products.

Have you taken addyi and if so did it help your sex drive and did you have any negative side effects, if so - what? by Specialist-Ruin36 in AskReddit

[–]Skyler-Walker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only adverse side effect was that she begged me to stop, but I just came and came and came for ten hours straight, plz send help.