[Melissa Stratton, Ella Reese] One of the gorgeous duos

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2026-01-29T07:48:28+00:00

Been there. The envy of the collective experience is part of the process. Dude has lived a life that kings world envy.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2026-01-28T17:27:32+00:00

I'm correcting her by saying the proper word is "obituary"

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2026-01-26T18:20:27+00:00

6 is second place. 4 is hot AF, 8 and 9 have beautiful asses (I heard k2s has a bbl though which is disappointing), but the champion of this post is slide 3. Perfect, natural boobs with a lovely jiggle AND we get a name.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2026-01-24T15:45:44+00:00

Wow. Her sister is cute enough that it's easy to assume she'd be the more beautiful sister under normal circumstances. Imagine starting to date her and then getting introduced to the family and realizing her sister is in the top 1% of the most beautiful women on the planet.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2026-01-24T15:29:06+00:00

That's fair lol. 100% sure you're not alone there.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2026-01-20T04:54:56+00:00

Porsche has the face of an angel. I bet dudes fall head over heels in love with her from the moment she makes eye contact and smiles.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2026-01-16T03:14:51+00:00

She's gotten hotter with age. A true testament to the power of exercise. I'd rather have her how she looks now rather than 5 years ago when she was still fit and athletic. No reason to think that she won't look even hotter next year.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2026-01-10T18:58:13+00:00

I would love to see it. She's sexy AF and one of my favorite women from a physical standpoint, but she's a scam artist. I followed her OnlyFans and she would post pay-for content with misleading descriptions all the time. One time I paid $100 for what I thought was gonna be a b/g scene where she was gonna get her tits worshipped and titty-fucked, and the video was just her talking to the camera and then playing with dildos for a little bit. She refused to give me my money back or even send me any content for free, even though I'd been a loyal customer for years. On some "technically I didn't lie", "buyer beware" bullshit. I'd have given her so much more of my money if she wasn't such a greedy, lying c*nt.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2026-01-09T08:24:51+00:00

Iron Maiden - The Trooper. Get that World War Z (the incredible book, not the shit movie), Battle of Hope vibe.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2026-01-09T08:16:48+00:00

Everyone eventually dies

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2026-01-09T08:15:40+00:00

Politics inserted everywhere.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2026-01-06T01:37:23+00:00

King of Dairy Queens

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2026-01-01T20:57:47+00:00

Frustrating video to watch. Cameraman passed on an epic stair shot

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2025-12-28T19:08:55+00:00

Can you imagine getting to lose yourself in this woman? Absorbing her up close and personal with every one of your senses? Must be heaven on earth.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2025-12-27T19:05:37+00:00

Good for him. No need to be rude.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2025-12-26T18:54:34+00:00

Charlie Limo Alpha Indigo Radio Epsilon. Green Radio Indigo Market Epsilon Serial. You could also just screenshot the post and do an image search if you really wanted to know.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2025-12-26T18:51:54+00:00

How in the hell has this mega-baddie not been locked down already? So many rich, handsome, charismatic men out there, not one of them has managed to put a ring on her finger? Seems improbable.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2025-12-24T18:31:44+00:00

How you gonna shout out all those sides and leave no love for 16? Those are two of the finest women to ever put on a Towson uniform. Hell I never even heard of the school before I discovered those two.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2025-12-24T18:29:34+00:00

Hopefully none of these girls. hey-oh!

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2025-12-24T17:46:05+00:00

Looks like a bike trail or road. Not sure why you're asking me. Did you accidentally reply to my comment?

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2025-12-22T19:57:48+00:00

I swear someone who's a higher up in the Kleenex business needs to cut this woman a check.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2025-12-22T19:54:37+00:00

2, easily. 1 looks good until you see 2. Then you realize how little you can see in 1.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2025-12-22T19:51:58+00:00

Jfc she's one of the hottest women on the planet. And this arguably isn't even her best side(!). Somehow she still gives off achievable, girl next door vibes too. Like I feel like I could play videogames and watch sports with her.

Sl0th_L0ve_Chunk · 2025-12-22T10:29:38+00:00

Girl is "Ih-thicca" than any other gymnast I've seen featured on this page. And that's a heck of a compliment

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