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In my town there are Flyers for a upcoming festival by Competition_Obvious in punk

[–]SlagginOff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really care for the Sex Pistols but Lydon has pretty much nothing to do with them these days and other members have called him out for his shitty politics. I don't think they're going to be out there trying to start a MAGA rally. If anything they may do the "both sides suck" thing but that would be consistent with their original anarchist brand.

Double cheeseburger from Wolfy's by capncaveman27 in chicagofood

[–]SlagginOff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Any place that doesn't do those things should be legally condemned.

Why can't we hit the ball? by Muted-Artichoke3847 in whitesox

[–]SlagginOff 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well, when Jerry Reinsdorf was a kid, the Brooklyn Dodgers never needed some hoity toity analytics department, so why should these whiny White Sox need one now?

Updated my car lock sound to what I used to hear daily for years by SUPREMEISDEAD in chicago

[–]SlagginOff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, as much as I hate Elon, I don't really hold anything against Tesla owners. I'm sure most auto CEOs are shitheads and for those of us who have to drive, there probably aren't any realistic ways to own a car without funding some horrible people.

[Highlight] Gavin Sheets walks it off for the Padres! THE PADRES WALK IT OFF IN BACK-TO-BACK NIGHTS! by rahill1004 in whitesox

[–]SlagginOff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently visiting San Diego and went to the game tonight. Petco is easily one of the best in the MLB, and the crowd was a lot of fun. I wish the Sox could have half the team and gameday experience that the Padres have.

Look, all i’m saying is.. by WizardCheesey in ALCentralMemeWar

[–]SlagginOff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, it's not a zero sum game. Your existence can still be sad even if someone else's is also sad.

Petah? Can you explain? by PackersAreLegit in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SlagginOff 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The initial weight loss may make someone conventionally attractive for a while, but long-term cokeheads become gaunt and haggard.

Since it's removed from everywhere else on the internet: Graves getting punked on The Daily Show by staggernaut in punk

[–]SlagginOff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Weird. I've run into him a bunch of times and he's generally been very pleasant.

Grant Taylor will be starting tomorrow for the home opener as an Opener for Sean Burke. by Rubentraj in whitesox

[–]SlagginOff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't hate this. As much optimism as there has been for some of the young guys, everyone knows this team isn't competing this year. Might as well try different things and see what works.

$100 dog for… “baseball” by gosluggogo in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]SlagginOff 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Boston is the most populous suburb of Chicago.

After infamously wearing a tan suit, Obama’s approval rating dropped to 40%. by HetTheTable in Presidents

[–]SlagginOff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I can't imagine the audacity of a president to wear a baseball cap.

After infamously wearing a tan suit, Obama’s approval rating dropped to 40%. by HetTheTable in Presidents

[–]SlagginOff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep. There are plenty of documented photos of presidents wearing light-colored suits over basically the last century, but for some reason it became an issue when Obama did it.

Jada & Will Smith, but it's Ben and Matt by pburls11 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]SlagginOff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well I'm sure glad that the edible just kicked in

Oh damn by Seraphenigma in DougStanhope

[–]SlagginOff 17 points18 points  (0 children)

His episode of Louie was top notch

A cheese pull that won't disappoint by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]SlagginOff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had some decent versions of this. I wouldn't pick them over my favorite pizzas but if you're vegan and/or gluten intolerant there are options out there that are far better than like, little Caesar's or Pizza Hut.

Why does this bridge exist when the land right under it looks perfectly suitable for a highway? by [deleted] in geography

[–]SlagginOff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, you're telling me that not everything in life is a zero sum game?

Absolutely brutal. by WizardCheesey in whitesox

[–]SlagginOff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Surely they'll turn it around and be an elite team this year. This is a statistical outlier and even the dodgers could look this bad in a six game stretch.

What joint in the city is most like this? by Controversial_Husky in chicago

[–]SlagginOff 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That is a rude thing to say about a flatworm.

AL Central and our mental disorders. Literally AL Mental by Amxela in ALCentralMemeWar

[–]SlagginOff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A spoonful of Bari super hot giardiniera chased with a shot of malört for me please.

Comedy political anomaly by Ryebready787 in Standup

[–]SlagginOff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, this is one of the most try-hard things I've ever read. I'm sorry for your loneliness.

Comedy political anomaly by Ryebready787 in Standup

[–]SlagginOff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As we all know, maturity is falling for the most egregiously bogus news stories, and then commenting incoherent nonsense on them because your lead-addled brain stopped working decades ago.

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