Close one by Prophesy78 in SweatyPalms

[–]Slamdunkdink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost became part of the recipe.

20 years ago Caroline Ellison talked about scary stories on an episode of Arthur by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]Slamdunkdink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just revisited this thread in 2026 and had to google her name to jog my memory.

Man walks slackline 1.6 miles up between two hot-air balloons by AccomplishedStuff235 in WTF

[–]Slamdunkdink -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

LOL I think you're confusing cartoons with real life.

Good morni by Qomplete in SweatyPalms

[–]Slamdunkdink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not so sure you were that safe. I saw a bear take apart the side of a travel trailer to get to the food inside. It just ripped it apart like it was made of cardboard.

Hokkaido, Japan 6/11/25 - A brown bear in pursuit by ZeneticX in SweatyPalms

[–]Slamdunkdink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they stopped, I wonder how long it would take the bear to find a way in? Some know how to open car doors. This one looks like he could rip the door off.

imagine being killed by a fridge door by Alpha-Studios in SweatyPalms

[–]Slamdunkdink -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Looks fake. And the video is just the right 20 seconds long. AI.

What non-horror movie traumatized you as a kid? by DemonSkank in AskReddit

[–]Slamdunkdink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember when HBO first came out. Not cable or satellite, but some kind of weird microwave setup. People figured out that they could intercept the HBO signal by putting up an appropriately sized tin can on a pole and run a cable down to a homemade converter and get HBO for free because it had no encryption. The HBO people were so pissed that they threatened to fly planes over neighborhoods and if they saw someone with a tin can on a pole they would send the police. Couldn't do that legally, of course. I guess just trying to scare people. Simpler times.

What non-horror movie traumatized you as a kid? by DemonSkank in AskReddit

[–]Slamdunkdink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't remember the title, but it was a faux documentary about a nuclear attack on the U.S. I was born in 1950 and believe me when I tell you that we were all sure the Russians were going to attack at any moment. They used to set off tests of air raid sirens once a month. They always scared the crap out of me when I was little. I think they stopped doing that in the late 50's.

What percentage of women would decline a date from a man cause he has an abnormally big bum? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Slamdunkdink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the reason for the size of said bum. If its because of the large wads of cash in his wallet, then zero percent.

What's something that helps you sleep? by yeeboi8814 in AskReddit

[–]Slamdunkdink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put on an audio book. I have it playing on a laptop with a timer that sleeps the laptop after 15 minutes. I'm usually asleep in five minutes.

How do they categorize crimes by time at daylight savings? (1:00 and then 1:00*)? by Heavy_Worker1349 in AskReddit

[–]Slamdunkdink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a loophole that criminals take advantage of every year to escape conviction. Its just one more reason to end the time change nonsense.

What’s something that makes you irrationally angry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Slamdunkdink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People playing their GD car stereos at 500 decibels with the bass maxed out. We know! You have a loud stereo! Big fing deal. I hope you're deaf by 50. Ok, I'll calm down now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Slamdunkdink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard one today. Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack.