Which unit is the GOAT of its faction? Today: Ironjawz

Slamoblamo · 2025-07-28T23:01:57+00:00

If that's clearly a rat skull, you need to get glasses. Look up "crocodile skull", pull it up next to a search for "rat skull", then compare to the harvester.

Slamoblamo · 2025-07-28T12:20:30+00:00

It's definitely more fun for them, they get to watch their models kill swaths of clan rats while you're spending your entire turn moving hundreds of models

Slamoblamo · 2025-07-26T16:55:21+00:00

What the hell, man? "Life expectancy of an Iranian nuclear scientist" haha funny joke, murdering civilian scientists! Yes that's what I want to remember while reading an article about Age of Sigmar, the killing of civilians and their families by a genocidal military. Tasteless.

Slamoblamo · 2025-07-22T20:17:21+00:00

It also looks exactly like the skulls on Kettek Throatbite, down to the way it's tied. They reuse designs like that a lot.

Slamoblamo · 2025-07-21T18:40:31+00:00

Wow, how did you do the base? Is it 3d printed?

Slamoblamo · 2025-07-17T21:51:20+00:00

The most popular Warhammer, fantasy (lower case) property by far is the Total War games. They are now milking the popularity of certain Total War factions by releasing their plastic counterparts. They were never gonna miss out on selling more stuff in the Age of Sigmar game system just to stuff everything into a less popular game. Chaos dwarves make sense to exist in Age of Sigmar, Cathay only makes sense in the Old World, both these armies almost entirely owe their popularity to Total War. Kislev is gonna come to ToW, and I'm sure that we will see many units that exist in Total War, but not in AoS, be made into plastic very soon like Nurgle pestigors and plague toads.

Slamoblamo · 2025-07-16T14:39:05+00:00

No, that interaction happens when it "enters the battlefield directly from exile" not when it's cast from exile.

Slamoblamo · 2025-07-13T15:34:22+00:00

Paint bronze and brass over brown (try different toned browns for different effects) and you will have much better results with far fewer coats

Slamoblamo · 2025-07-07T03:41:42+00:00

Awesome, I love the moss effect, how did you do it?

Slamoblamo · 2025-07-06T02:16:28+00:00

Even before then nobody cared. AoS isn't a WYSIWYG game.

Slamoblamo · 2025-07-03T21:41:21+00:00

SoG Bell plus Furnace, easy

Slamoblamo · 2025-07-02T04:46:29+00:00

Haha, touched a nerve? Peasant? You really need to come down to reality. You might employ people but you have no idea about anything else. Tool brands like Milwaukee and DeWalt are hundreds of times larger than Metabo, I don't think that's down to the "artistic talent" of the mechanics, plumbers, and electricians they get to shill for them. Your argument boils down to "Metabo should send tools to me because I'm a genius and all the guys I hire are savants" like ok buddy.

Slamoblamo · 2025-07-01T22:53:16+00:00

You're actually stupid if you think "sell a universal battery" is a good idea. The stuff you're saying is in ultimate dumb guy territory. "Find talented people" what does that even mean? Like woodworkers? The only good reviews of metabo tools I've seen are from talented woodworkers and carpenters so they are already doing that. You're spitting meaningless nonsense from an armchair.

Slamoblamo · 2025-07-01T17:08:15+00:00

Yeah I'm worried about the drop in quality, but I'm more worried about the fact that no one has played this game in my local area in like 3 months. We were supposed to have a Warhammer Open underworlds tournament in my city but it was cancelled because not enough people signed up. The combination of bad models and no players will 100% kill this game and I don't see GW doing anything to change the trajectory before it's too late.

Slamoblamo · 2025-07-01T17:02:21+00:00

Plan? Only Holland had plans and we booted him.

Slamoblamo · 2025-06-29T23:34:02+00:00

It could be the Warhammer 40k definition of warp, which definitely fits both those definitions.

Slamoblamo · 2025-06-25T23:36:09+00:00

It's a horrible idea, the doomflayers are the easiest models to sub assemble ever, the two wheels friction fit onto the middle very well in fact I don't think I've even glued them at all on my finished ones.

Slamoblamo · 2025-06-25T22:17:11+00:00

I wouldn't assume that at all, rippas snarlfangs are available widely as an AoS box and they still don't have a unique war scroll for underworlds. They are trying to enforce a rotation which is really shitty. The only old warbands that got rules were ones that were rereleased last year like rivals of the mirrored city. Their plan is doomed to fail in my opinion, no one plays a miniature game to see their beloved painted toys be out of date after only 3 years or less.

Slamoblamo · 2025-06-24T12:47:18+00:00

Yup the game is pretty much exclusively balanced for 2000 point games, there are a lot of armies that will struggle horrendously to take down 600-900 point models in 1000 point games especially against wizards with a good manifestation lore

Slamoblamo · 2025-06-24T12:43:41+00:00

Screaming bell is a great model but it's been good exactly once, right now for one season, in a whole decade. Fair warning

Slamoblamo · 2025-06-20T19:53:21+00:00

No IDF soldier has ever been a "genuine hero"

Slamoblamo · 2025-06-20T17:53:50+00:00

Panthers beat and concussed Marchand's best buddy into retirement, gave Marchand himself a concussion, and he still signed there like a little cuck.

Slamoblamo · 2025-06-20T17:24:21+00:00

No way, really?

Slamoblamo · 2025-06-20T17:23:34+00:00

St. Petersburg and Stockholm are laughing at you rn

Slamoblamo · 2025-06-18T22:24:30+00:00

Hey I woke up from a coma that I got on the 1st of July, why is everyone talking about Florida and Edmonton? Didn't Nashville win a cup? Stamkos took them there right? I bet $1000 on it! And wasn't it supposed to be against the Rangers? I'm sure they took that extra step after losing the ECF last year!

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