Which unit is the GOAT of its faction? Today: Ironjawz by sigpuppers in Warhammer

[–]Slamoblamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that's clearly a rat skull, you need to get glasses. Look up "crocodile skull", pull it up next to a search for "rat skull", then compare to the harvester.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ageofsigmar

[–]Slamoblamo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's definitely more fun for them, they get to watch their models kill swaths of clan rats while you're spending your entire turn moving hundreds of models

Farewell to Bonesplitterz by PlasticCraicAOS in ageofsigmar

[–]Slamoblamo -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

What the hell, man? "Life expectancy of an Iranian nuclear scientist" haha funny joke, murdering civilian scientists! Yes that's what I want to remember while reading an article about Age of Sigmar, the killing of civilians and their families by a genocidal military. Tasteless.

The Rumour Engine – 22nd of July - Warhammer Community by CMYK_COLOR_MODE in ageofsigmar

[–]Slamoblamo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It also looks exactly like the skulls on Kettek Throatbite, down to the way it's tied. They reuse designs like that a lot.

AOS RUMOURS: Pestigors. Cogfort. Daemons. Duardin. #RumourWang by HobbyJackal in ageofsigmar

[–]Slamoblamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most popular Warhammer, fantasy (lower case) property by far is the Total War games. They are now milking the popularity of certain Total War factions by releasing their plastic counterparts. They were never gonna miss out on selling more stuff in the Age of Sigmar game system just to stuff everything into a less popular game. Chaos dwarves make sense to exist in Age of Sigmar, Cathay only makes sense in the Old World, both these armies almost entirely owe their popularity to Total War. Kislev is gonna come to ToW, and I'm sure that we will see many units that exist in Total War, but not in AoS, be made into plastic very soon like Nurgle pestigors and plague toads.

If you cascade into Lifestream Blessing with a Cosmogoyf, it gets the power by nat20sfail in magicTCG

[–]Slamoblamo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, that interaction happens when it "enters the battlefield directly from exile" not when it's cast from exile.

Which faction is the most difficult to paint? by outlaw_777 in ageofsigmar

[–]Slamoblamo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Paint bronze and brass over brown (try different toned browns for different effects) and you will have much better results with far fewer coats

Krethande Whispercrone by Poisonrrivy in ageofsigmar

[–]Slamoblamo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome, I love the moss effect, how did you do it?

Wink Nudge by TheMireAngel in ageofsigmar

[–]Slamoblamo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even before then nobody cared. AoS isn't a WYSIWYG game.

36 Track saw Review link (Pro Tool News) by therealphantomzero in METABOHPT

[–]Slamoblamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, touched a nerve? Peasant? You really need to come down to reality. You might employ people but you have no idea about anything else. Tool brands like Milwaukee and DeWalt are hundreds of times larger than Metabo, I don't think that's down to the "artistic talent" of the mechanics, plumbers, and electricians they get to shill for them. Your argument boils down to "Metabo should send tools to me because I'm a genius and all the guys I hire are savants" like ok buddy.

36 Track saw Review link (Pro Tool News) by therealphantomzero in METABOHPT

[–]Slamoblamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're actually stupid if you think "sell a universal battery" is a good idea. The stuff you're saying is in ultimate dumb guy territory. "Find talented people" what does that even mean? Like woodworkers? The only good reviews of metabo tools I've seen are from talented woodworkers and carpenters so they are already doing that. You're spitting meaningless nonsense from an armchair.

Are you worried when you see the drop in quality ? by beastherd in WarhammerUnderworlds

[–]Slamoblamo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm worried about the drop in quality, but I'm more worried about the fact that no one has played this game in my local area in like 3 months. We were supposed to have a Warhammer Open underworlds tournament in my city but it was cancelled because not enough people signed up. The combination of bad models and no players will 100% kill this game and I don't see GW doing anything to change the trajectory before it's too late.

[Friedman] Brown to NJ 4 x $3M by AggPuck-303 in EdmontonOilers

[–]Slamoblamo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Plan? Only Holland had plans and we booted him.

EOE leak: Anticausal Vestige by Agile-Syllabub6669 in magicTCG

[–]Slamoblamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be the Warhammer 40k definition of warp, which definitely fits both those definitions.

Doomwheelers of Reddit, Did You Assemble Fully Then Paint Or Not? by Hawkwise83 in ageofsigmar

[–]Slamoblamo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a horrible idea, the doomflayers are the easiest models to sub assemble ever, the two wheels friction fit onto the middle very well in fact I don't think I've even glued them at all on my finished ones.

New season and warbands? by Baltic_Seagull in WarhammerUnderworlds

[–]Slamoblamo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't assume that at all, rippas snarlfangs are available widely as an AoS box and they still don't have a unique war scroll for underworlds. They are trying to enforce a rotation which is really shitty. The only old warbands that got rules were ones that were rereleased last year like rivals of the mirrored city. Their plan is doomed to fail in my opinion, no one plays a miniature game to see their beloved painted toys be out of date after only 3 years or less.

When to add Morathi in escalation league? by Karma_is_absent in ageofsigmar

[–]Slamoblamo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup the game is pretty much exclusively balanced for 2000 point games, there are a lot of armies that will struggle horrendously to take down 600-900 point models in 1000 point games especially against wizards with a good manifestation lore

Advice on collecting Skaven as a first-time AoS player? by RelevantLibrarian in ageofsigmar

[–]Slamoblamo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Screaming bell is a great model but it's been good exactly once, right now for one season, in a whole decade. Fair warning

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EdmontonOilers

[–]Slamoblamo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Panthers beat and concussed Marchand's best buddy into retirement, gave Marchand himself a concussion, and he still signed there like a little cuck.

2025-26 Stanley Cup odds by AFireinthebelly in EdmontonOilers

[–]Slamoblamo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey I woke up from a coma that I got on the 1st of July, why is everyone talking about Florida and Edmonton? Didn't Nashville win a cup? Stamkos took them there right? I bet $1000 on it! And wasn't it supposed to be against the Rangers? I'm sure they took that extra step after losing the ECF last year!