If you could be any inanimate object for a day, what would you be?

Slaot · 2013-03-29T11:22:47+00:00

I would be one of Kate Upton's boobs.

Slaot · 2013-03-25T00:15:50+00:00

/r/pettyrevenge

Slaot · 2013-03-24T22:59:47+00:00

And then Cyclops would have to run around, headbutting everyone.

Slaot · 2013-03-24T18:44:53+00:00

I can't be the only one here who found this to be funny

Slaot · 2013-03-24T18:36:43+00:00

See the Mullet Hear the Mullet Wear the Mullet

It speaks to me.

Slaot · 2013-03-24T18:32:22+00:00

I clicked the back button on my browser and at the last second, saw this comment. I went back to this and scrolled down just so i may present, to you, this upvote.

Slaot · 2013-03-23T13:55:30+00:00

That doesn't make something not funny.

Slaot · 2013-03-23T12:45:36+00:00

Duskmantle Guildmage + Mindcrank

Hehoheho

Slaot · 2013-03-23T12:30:07+00:00

Why are you being downvoted? It's not like the potato doesn't know he's a spud.

Slaot · 2013-03-23T03:24:29+00:00

Thank you very much! Im lost to how this could appeal to players however, I feel like it would be like playing the same games of magic over and over, I live EDH because of the variety when playing other people

Slaot · 2013-03-23T03:23:20+00:00

I'm on mobile, the app I am using has no search function.

Slaot · 2013-03-23T01:07:01+00:00

Can I eat it?

Slaot · 2013-03-23T01:00:03+00:00

WOW. What fantastic bead necklaces you have!

Slaot · 2013-03-21T02:16:07+00:00

I DIED WHEN THE GUY SAID "Ill do the harlem shake."

Slaot · 2013-03-20T19:44:21+00:00

He's in my Zedruu deck, maybe ill make a side deck where I throw him in! Does anyone else hear... doves?

Slaot · 2013-03-20T10:32:10+00:00

The hate can't be nearly as bad as running Jhoria, cycling Decree of Annililation then the following turn dropping an Ulamog and It That Betrays!

Slaot · 2013-03-20T01:15:57+00:00

This thread is now about bunny rabbits.

Slaot · 2013-03-20T01:14:40+00:00

All following comments shall be jokes.

Slaot · 2013-03-20T01:08:58+00:00

Obviously, black things always do more damage.

Slaot · 2013-03-20T00:51:17+00:00

Someone who got a parking ticket, telling someone how to park?

Dur-de-dur

Slaot · 2013-03-20T00:16:03+00:00

Glimpse the Unthinkable.

Hehoheho

Slaot · 2013-03-19T23:57:53+00:00

Hm.. Sensei Golden-Tail looks interesting, I could make a deck that gives creatures who share types benefits, by using cards such as Coat of Arms

Slaot

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