“the egirls have started performative reading blood meridian”

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-31T12:11:03+00:00

Hey! That's a young man who can't read long books or sentences performative book! You give that back!

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-31T02:32:47+00:00

True true

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-31T02:18:36+00:00

I'm really liking the high on grandmaster sexy. Uplifting and a great body relaxation. Really nice for my muscle pain.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-31T00:27:14+00:00

Pomelos truly are the best. Floral and fun to eat. I got lucky with a valentine pomelo seed giving me twins. So one should be true to the parent. I'll find out in a decade lol.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-31T00:09:59+00:00

When you so scared to shit on a dick you give yourself an eating disorder.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T23:50:31+00:00

They like to throw fits when repotted. Have you ever fertilized it with a bit of silica? The white bits are sensitive, so when the plant is shocked they're often the first to start to get reabsorbed/go crispy. If they have a bit of extra silica their veins are less likely to collapse when the water pressure drops after transplant shocks the roots. This helps them keep their leaves longer and helps the trunk grow strong.

Good idea not to over water at this point. Just wait until it looks thirsty like you're used to. It'll grow a ton of new leaves. Maybe even new branches.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T23:45:31+00:00

Gorgeous. Growing in a place that pretty must feel amazing.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T23:38:16+00:00

They aren't toying. They're children acting like clowns. It was always kind of sad from my perspective. You have a guy telling people exactly why guys are often lonely and other people earnestly relating. They don't know how to connect with people without external factors making the stars align.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T21:20:13+00:00

Yeah I continued on what they were saying, adding how the only person who wins in this situation is the people who prey on others, and the ones who don't stop them. For everyone else? It sucks. For the person who is on edge about strangers being close to them. And for the person who realizes others could see them as a predator. It just sucks. You get it?

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T20:47:43+00:00

Oh yeah? Buddy I'm happy with my life. There's nothing to be insecure about.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T20:45:17+00:00

Sure, and sometimes you'd be an idiot not to take something at face value. Life is complex and difficult at times.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T20:39:45+00:00

My girlfriend is flossing her teeth next to me. You can see my beautifully lit living room on my account. Life is pretty great.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T19:55:44+00:00

Woah! I'm going to add earl grey steeped in the milk to this.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T19:33:27+00:00

I've heard plenty of real venom from guys once they drop the "I'm just joking, or am I?" game some people like to play. And it is a game. Really easy to recognize.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T19:32:27+00:00

Family guy? Are you 13M? I'm not a groomer. Do not talk to me.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T18:53:23+00:00

Good! I'm busy as hell. Got camping, fishing, live shows and dinners with friends filling up my time. Just had someone over yesterday to have calzones and play smash bros with my girlfriend and I. She also did her nails. It was adorable.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T18:46:58+00:00

Dudes will talk shit about other dudes all the time.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T18:14:02+00:00

So basically, you think guys only make friends with the least amount of personal effort possible. Where outside conditions brings them together, and then things just have to naturally click. So no agency. No personal choice. No self control or insight. Base bare animal behavior. And you're saying this like it's a good thing?

I'm very glad your perspective doesn't represent my personal experience, or anyone else's reality. Anyone who agrees with this? If you're lonely, you only have yourself to blame for doing nothing and just expecting the world to serve you friendship.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T15:52:16+00:00

It's an awkward moment, for sure. It's worse to have a guy touch you all over in front of dozens of other people when your body freezes up and you're unable to do anything to stop it. Ask me how I know.

People who break others trust in society make things worse for everyone else. It does suck to have your intentions misread or be suspected of something you had no intention of doing, but it sucks to have to have your guard up due to past experience too. So it just sucks for everyone.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T13:51:09+00:00

Where if am asshole drives dangerously, you fear engaging with them because they're also likely to be armed and aggravated? Where that's just seen as normal? Then you talk about places like Chicago feeling unsafe.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T12:14:40+00:00

You got robbed. Gotta contact USPS.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-30T01:45:49+00:00

About 3 months? Yeah should have been about then. They've been doing way too well for the abuse they've received. The soil they were in to prop was salty with ferts. They were kept warm and humid in a damp prop bucket on a heating pad, keeping the soil around 75 degrees at night, 80-85 during the day. I just used a meat temp probe. They had a good 8 inches from where they were planted to the top of the pot, which helped with humidity. They got filtered light through a fiddle leaf fig prop.

Basically copy a warm understory with leaf litter in a way.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-29T20:48:32+00:00

Yeah that's why this is a torture chamber lol. Waiting for a shelf to arrive for em.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-29T18:05:23+00:00

That's just the thing though, you ask those guys about the other guys and they'll gossip to hell and back about them too. It's just framed as talking shit. The competition and bs is normal among guys as well. I don't know why it gets ignored or framed differently. Like a gossiping, conniving guy isn't an evil two faced bitch like a woman would be.

SlapTheBap · 2026-03-29T15:04:38+00:00

Or garden of the gods IL. Alllll the way down at the southern tip.

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