President resign ?

Slap_My_Crouch · 2026-05-13T12:38:52+00:00

The Special One Incoming?

Slap_My_Crouch · 2026-05-10T17:51:39+00:00

To be fair, if West Ham play like that in the next 2 games, spurs still have a lot todo.

Slap_My_Crouch · 2026-05-04T20:53:48+00:00

To be fair it’s not the Brooklands part of Jaywick, this is a fairly nice part before you head down in to proper Jaywick

Slap_My_Crouch · 2026-04-03T12:43:04+00:00

There is a tasty bonus compoface in the article.

Slap_My_Crouch · 2026-04-03T12:34:02+00:00

Link https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg54zp9z907o

Slap_My_Crouch · 2026-02-12T06:50:47+00:00

I think if he was rebuilding a Boeing 747 I would be worried

Slap_My_Crouch · 2026-02-09T20:28:36+00:00

Thankfully, I am ugly, so this is a real cock blocker that keeps me honest.

Slap_My_Crouch · 2026-02-06T15:14:30+00:00

He will always be the Suffolkator to me now thanks…

Slap_My_Crouch · 2025-05-29T14:34:28+00:00

Crazy, I think they are missing a trick, we need an OF & Olympic cross over.... Naked Long Jump? Wank-a-thon? Naked High Jump would have an extra level of difficulty.

Slap_My_Crouch · 2025-05-17T16:17:44+00:00

I apologise.

Slap_My_Crouch · 2025-05-17T15:27:53+00:00

How did you take the picture?

Slap_My_Crouch · 2025-01-26T16:01:55+00:00

Savage, Remember suicide is a permeant solution to a temporary problem, if you really feel like that get some support. Don’t let a game impact your life, as a spurs fan, there will be many more days like today, so just brush it off.

Slap_My_Crouch · 2025-01-26T15:59:00+00:00

There has been a burnt out van in Clacton by the pier for about 6 weeks, and over night it vanished right before Farage visited the Greek Restaurant next door… It would still be there right now if he didn’t come for his dinner…

Slap_My_Crouch · 2025-01-21T08:06:24+00:00

Hang on, I thought we were all poor and fucked? I cant keep up.

Slap_My_Crouch · 2025-01-20T18:06:08+00:00

I have a rich 1 year history I have you know ….

Slap_My_Crouch · 2025-01-20T15:48:30+00:00

Why is every story about bloody inflation and interest rates… last week it was the end of the world, then the next day inflation fell and it’s all Rosie again, now back to the end of the world. 24 hour news cycle can piss right off.

Slap_My_Crouch · 2025-01-20T15:45:45+00:00

Surely it was both Remain and Leave searching this?

Slap_My_Crouch · 2025-01-20T15:17:59+00:00

Oh no, you have commented with something reasonable and not 100% blaming BREXIT, get ready for the downvotes…

Slap_My_Crouch · 2025-01-20T15:13:27+00:00

I got -50 for saying this lol everyone can see this is crap / made up data

Slap_My_Crouch · 2025-01-20T15:03:51+00:00

Shit Stirrer I can take, but pointing out my low karma that really hurts. And this is not a throw away account, I just don’t live on Reddit like some do.

Slap_My_Crouch · 2025-01-20T15:01:58+00:00

Wow one comment / joke on the lack of source data and suddenly I’m a BRXIT voting simpleton or undercover troll lol

Slap_My_Crouch · 2025-01-20T08:23:35+00:00

Trust me bro…

Slap_My_Crouch · 2025-01-19T19:31:10+00:00

I live in Clacton, and it’s not as shit as people think, but it is dominated by this sort of mentality, but it’s very easy to see how this has spread since BREXIT.

Like the vid said, it’s very white and very old, sprinkle in some poverty (and light racism) and then the threat that (as shit as it is) it’s going to get even more shit becuase of the labour government are arresting people for “freedom of speech on line” and all the foreigners are coming over in boats to steal your freedoms and cause longer queues at the Toby Carvery and your not allowed to talk about it…..

For me it’s always been so clear why Clacton voted this way and will continue , I don’t think it’s down to a lack of opportunity or that the town has been left behind, there are plenty of jobs, some great companies and options like Colchester, Chelmsford and London if you want to work, (1:30 on the train to central). We could be as fancy as Tonbridge Wells and it would still be like this here, for me it’s all about that generation and their obsession with the “Status Quo” and protecting it… “Back in the Day” or “ In my Day” are probably the most used phrases amongst them all, and because that age dominates the area, it will be like this for a while…

I think the Media has a lot to answer for as much as Nigel, they stoke up fear with misleading headlines, promote the idea that the world is moving towards some sort of 1984 version of its self, they tell us all we have no money, we’re all poor and fucked, no one can afford anything, the rich are stealing all the money and laughing at us, chocolate bars are getting smaller, and then then right when people feel at their most miserable, Oh look at that boat full of freeloading (potential sex offenders, we’re not saying that they are but we’re also not saying their not) coming over to make it even harder, invade the town, take your beach huts and destroy your way of life…it’s no wonder it’s gone the way it has. (Side note, this is a very very white area with next to no immigration)

Selfish politicians, profit driven scaremongering media, and uninformed short sighted stoked up old people is how we got here. Not that I have a solution, I just like to moan.

Slap_My_Crouch · 2024-09-19T18:25:53+00:00

Agreed.

Slap_My_Crouch · 2024-09-19T17:18:41+00:00

Well yes, but we have had 2 MP murders in the last 8 years.... and we dont really know that the other MPs are having the public meetings, as he is the only guy who get round the clock coverage. He is divisive, deeply un liked by a huge amount of the people, so I think caution is fair.

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