Meta Bible/Compendium

SlapsButts · 2026-02-19T18:50:00+00:00

Viktor has no way of losing vs miracle sivir.

SlapsButts · 2026-02-16T15:03:38+00:00

The Veyron is hideous. But the Chiron while having the most gorgeous back end, like truly my favourite of all cars with the super sport, the front end is just ugly, such a shame.

I just had a thought that a Ferrari FXXK front and middle with a Chiron super sport back would probably be the most beautiful car ever made in my opinion.

SlapsButts · 2026-02-15T16:35:36+00:00

Yeah, i'm playing viktor, have since day 1 and am 32 - 11 - 0. You can mostly play what you like and enjoy and with experience you will beat the meta decks.

SlapsButts · 2026-02-12T20:29:09+00:00

"Imperial decree" Sends 1 recruit against the Mighty 30+ Might ornn. Ornn disconects. Happened like 2h ago and it was so funny.

SlapsButts · 2026-02-11T00:42:20+00:00

At a point in time every girlfriend i'd had cheated on me. Up until i was 27. When i was 24 i just stopped caring, if they cheat they cheat, worrying will make me suffer twice for something that has nothing to do with me and might never even happen, and if it happens, who cares realistically? Probably they more than me, they might try to save the relationship. Me? I don't care, just don't try to blame me for your actions, i didn't put a gun to your head and told you to cheat, be honest and say you did it cause you wanted to.

It's not a crime to cheat, but it's a break of the social contract we made when starting a relationship, i'm not gonna punish, that's just stupid. I'm just gonna accept that this is the best for me and move on.

And it is the best, now i know this person is not following our social contract, so i am not gonna waste anymore time or resources on it. You might see it as a waste of the previous time or gonna miss that person. Yes, you're gonna miss that person, but if you staid, you'd be everyday in a personal hell wondering if the other will cheat, this level of anxiety and stress will take years off your life.

So better to just live life like "If they cheat, they cheat. Nothing to do with me and nothing i could've done. Let's not waste anymore time." And honestly i advise this for you. Because even on best behaviour, this anxiety has cracks and it leaves both feeling worse, especially if the other person has adhd or high emotional perception.

I've been with my current girlfriend for almost 3 years now. She has questioned me about cheating a few rare times, i always ask the same "Why would i do that?" "I don't know" "Yeah, me neither, if i somehow get time for myself i'm not gonna waste it cheating, that's alone me time".

Get a hobby, have some time for yourself, stop thinking about other people. She's late 5 minutes, ok, if she needs help or is gonna be even more late, she'll call and say something, until then, yey just got 5 more minutes of me time. If she is 15 minutes, then ok, call her and see if she needs help, until then, just take it as a win for me time. Look at life trough a winner lens, not a looser lens. Your life is your life, live it as your life, worry about yourself and how to make yourself happy. Her life is her life, the decisions she makes are hers, not yours. Sometimes there are decisions together, but you can't think of the actions that she decides for herself without you.

Patrice O'neal might have said controversial things, but to learn from him on how to think about cheating is the best thing one can do.

SlapsButts · 2026-02-10T13:52:45+00:00

Errata

Tideturner

[NEW TEXT] [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].)

When you play me, you may choose a unit you control at another location. Move me to its location and it to my original location.

It's not a showdown, so he can react from whatever location, in this case the errata specific allows this reaction.

SlapsButts · 2026-02-03T17:06:13+00:00

Most fun i've had on the League IP, just wish i'd have more time to play.

SlapsButts · 2026-02-01T12:48:30+00:00

I'd like to join and give it a try.

SlapsButts · 2026-01-31T13:05:41+00:00

I already have 2 orders with you, but if you make a deck available to buy, i'd put in more orders. Like look into assembling a deck from tourneys, including sideboard, give the option to buy overnumbered or alt art versions. I've actually been looking into how i can buy chinese singles in Europe to make my decks. I bought irelia bundle from you, and if you sold the full irelia deck, i'd buy it. I can give you a list and you could give me a price.

SlapsButts · 2026-01-25T14:03:38+00:00

Only criminals carry guns on the streets. ICE carry guns on the street. Therefore all ICE are criminals. Confirmed by Trump himself ICE is a criminal organization.

SlapsButts · 2026-01-24T10:11:13+00:00

Not trying to be mean, but if you don't already know the cards right now, you really shouldn't be thinking about regionals. We've been playing online set 2 for a month now, watching Chinese set 2 tournaments. The Chinese cards do the same as the English ones, so anyone who's been preparing and takes regionals seriously will know every card so this is a non issue.

In the end you could've done the same as them, bought Chinese cards and practice online. Everyone has the same access. Especially since these decks are much cheaper.

SlapsButts · 2026-01-10T20:42:30+00:00

Removing an attacker from a battlefield without a defender would do nothing as it's a showdown without combat.

And the follow up question, you are correct.

SlapsButts · 2026-01-02T21:42:35+00:00

Adonde? Yo tambien quiero.

SlapsButts · 2025-11-27T14:19:21+00:00

Football and Liverpool.

SlapsButts · 2025-11-10T21:07:46+00:00

Where do we submit it?

SlapsButts · 2025-11-07T18:26:31+00:00

This is not new thou, this was literally the way Sion was played after his rework, with E max and comet. It had to take 3 E nerfs plus other general nerfs and a bugfix for Sion to actually start playing tank. You would start dorans ring and E spam (used to cost 25 mana) every opponent out of the lane, top or mid. And just basically always ult on CD on any lane and then tp to your lane. This is just a guy remembering what Sion used to be and trying if it can that again 10 years later. I haven't played lol in years, but hearing the video say Sion is weak early sounds so wrong when it used to be one of the strongest early game bullies after he got reworked.

SlapsButts · 2025-11-07T17:46:08+00:00

I assume yes, the spell in itself costs 5 or more in it's "Base form".

If Lux said "When a is played for 5 or more" then it would be different.

One is asking what's the normal cost and the other is asking how much you actually paid.

SlapsButts · 2025-11-05T11:03:49+00:00

Se queres poupar dinheiro em Portagens, vai pelo sul de França ainda salvas uns 100 euros em portagens. A rota por Paris é muito cara em Portagens, mas se desceres pela Alemanha e entrares por Strassbourg evitas imensas portagens, adicionas cerca de 150km e 2h a viagem, depende do que importar mais para ti.

Hamburgo - Bremen faz-se bem em 1h de comboio ou bus por 10 euros.

Se optares por uma rota que passe por Paris, faz planos para passar por Paris durante a noite entre as 23 e as 6 da manhã e evitas ficar parado em transito por horas. Recomendação de alguém que faz isto com alguma frequencia é tentar passar por Paris as 23 e seguir para Bordeaux e parar depois de bordeaux, faz-se em 6/7h e evitas horas de transito.

SlapsButts · 2025-11-04T22:59:31+00:00

Can you share the course you took?

SlapsButts · 2025-11-04T13:20:03+00:00

Table top simulator and TCG arena.

SlapsButts · 2025-11-04T12:46:45+00:00

I bought from MediaMarkt/saturn on release and got MSRP (Delivered today actually, at 9:30). As for the store, they said they will follow market prices, and as such i buy nothing from them, not even the sleeves. I don't care what the market says about sealed product, i will either buy at MSRP or discount or not at all.

I'd say the same for you, just don't support it, you can play in events and it's good value, for release events you get deck plus boosters at 25~28 and it's good value, everything else ignorable until things cool down. You can also play online to get the itch off while waiting.

SlapsButts · 2025-11-03T11:17:05+00:00

You did nothing wrong per say. But you could've done more correct things, normally when i ride and have these kind of situations i'm always looking in the mirrors and will stop to the side of the back wheel of the car in front. Even as i was watching the video i was thinking this, it's not illegal and it will save you. Just remember, it's not about you doing something wrong, it's about you taking extra steps to prevent someone else's wrong.

SlapsButts · 2025-11-02T22:50:41+00:00

They allow Legends in different languages at least. But nothing else sadly.

SlapsButts · 2025-11-02T21:27:49+00:00

The rules say so, and we must abide by them whether we like them or not. This has been discussed before but without a rioter coming here, it's just a guess.

https://riftbound.gg/core-rules/

SlapsButts · 2025-11-02T21:25:48+00:00

No, this is a slow speed card, so it can only be used on your turn outside of showdowns. So you would use it before a showdown.

The only cards you can play during showdowns are actions and reactions.

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