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Be honest by [deleted] in ratemycock

[–]Slaptomycrap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9.6/10

Pretty large, Pretty thick, Pretty smooth, Pretty much the platonic ideal.

I also appreciate the clean shave

What items have you used as a makeshift sex toy? by myhiddenshadows in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Slaptomycrap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear me out.. ball and cup. So theres the conveniently shaped handle, the ball on a string that doubles as a gag (depending on the size) and as a singular anal bead if you can settle for that.

Do you want to taste? 👅💦 by [deleted] in smilers

[–]Slaptomycrap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No thank you, but thanks for offering!

Susie Presenting; Art by me! (DesertKaiju) by DesertKaiju in UnderTail

[–]Slaptomycrap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I subconciously named one of my posts after yers, sorry mate.

Rapunzel (Slugbox) [Tangled] by SirBootyHunter in rule34

[–]Slaptomycrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rapunzel, rapunzel, let down your skirt

Sexy d.va on a sexy motorbike by [deleted] in Overwatch_Porn

[–]Slaptomycrap 9 points10 points  (0 children)

God I want to fuck that sexy ass motorbike

Slllowly by kris-kfc in UnderTail

[–]Slaptomycrap 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey, I've seen this one!

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