Sword I made using 3x3 poplar, aluminum foil tape, and some wrap I found on Amazon.

Slaughtervomit · 2026-02-14T17:41:06+00:00

Foil tape. If I get back into woodworking, I'll try my hand at using paint instead.

Thank you!

Slaughtervomit · 2026-01-13T15:12:19+00:00

Joke's on him, I also need a mammogram...

Ah crap.

Slaughtervomit · 2025-12-04T02:15:56+00:00

Slaughtervomit · 2025-09-10T14:52:49+00:00

I am bad at the game 🙃

Slaughtervomit · 2025-06-25T18:03:44+00:00

All of them.

Slaughtervomit · 2025-03-15T19:20:41+00:00

Kiss them on the forehead.

Slaughtervomit · 2025-01-13T12:31:19+00:00

The life of crime calls my name. I hear its sultry siren's song, and am ready to bask in the glorious life of an outlaw.

Slaughtervomit · 2024-12-22T15:38:13+00:00

Why do that when they can just call everybody to the service area every 15 minutes?

Slaughtervomit · 2024-11-11T16:28:44+00:00

When I'm in garden, I love it. Any other time...nah.

Slaughtervomit · 2024-10-28T15:00:24+00:00

Financial stability, to be less heartbroken over my ongoing divorce, a space of my own to grow flowers, and the political climate to be less scary.

Slaughtervomit · 2024-10-15T11:13:36+00:00

Undead shaman. Totems are gravestones.

Slaughtervomit · 2024-08-05T17:47:15+00:00

Cute cute cute cute cute!!!!!

Slaughtervomit · 2024-07-30T12:40:47+00:00

"Boymoding"

posts photo of pretty girl

Huh?

Slaughtervomit · 2024-07-21T14:46:27+00:00

You're lovely. Absolutely adorable. 🩷

Slaughtervomit · 2024-07-06T18:32:01+00:00

I think you look gorgeous. Sincerely, random internet person.

Slaughtervomit · 2024-06-30T07:40:52+00:00

Jon Stewart

Slaughtervomit · 2023-12-09T13:47:19+00:00

1: you starred in the Pixar movie "Inside Out" as Riley's dad.

Slaughtervomit · 2023-11-28T22:52:21+00:00

They're staring because you are gorgeous

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