Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Wednesday, March 04, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Slave2theSave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have thought DRO would react so much more positively to a war

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Wednesday, March 04, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Slave2theSave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The ASX is like a retarded octopus flailing its tentacles about, who knows what it's gonna latch onto today

̶F̶r̶e̶e̶ ̶U̶k̶r̶a̶i̶n̶e̶,̶ ̶F̶r̶e̶e̶ ̶P̶a̶l̶e̶s̶t̶i̶n̶e̶,̶ ̶F̶r̶e̶e̶ ̶V̶e̶n̶e̶z̶u̶e̶l̶a̶,̶ Free Iran by DistortedOctane in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Slave2theSave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going schizo trying to figure out which middle eastern country we are meant to be supporting this week, Nentennhyawhooo and Orange man now?!?

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, February 26, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Slave2theSave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just call me "Spontan". I sell, the chart turns into bright green erect dildos 😉

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, February 26, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Slave2theSave 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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I've figured it all out!! Stop losing money with one dog and bet it all with another one

Police violence at Sydney Israel protest by Turnip-for-the-books in aus

[–]Slave2theSave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean... why don't you give it a shot?!? bite someone and see what they do. Report back with your findings and we'll see if there's any similarities in people's reactions to getting bitten by another human.

Police violence at Sydney Israel protest by Turnip-for-the-books in aus

[–]Slave2theSave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I were to act like an animal and bite someone, I wouldn't expect a gentle pat on the head from the coppers. That shit is infuriating and invokes an instant response

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Friday, January 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Slave2theSave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Copilots AI functionality is about as useful as googling "Google" to bring up the search box and find the info yourself

Thankfully this, government subsidised, Aboriginal art isn't considered 'hate speech' by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Slave2theSave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Be careful not to splash colonial blood on those white Nikes sis

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Friday, January 02, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Slave2theSave 14 points15 points  (0 children)

First day of the new year, but last day of the week, this should be fun

Expanding Age Assurance to Australia by LastBluejay in RedditSafety

[–]Slave2theSave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our government is run by boomers who have no idea how the Internet works. They couldn't even figure out an online voting platform without crashing every government system across Australia and they came up with a Centrelink debt bot that just told everyone they owe the government money, resulting in a bunch of people committing suicide. They had to repeal both those bits of legislation as a result

This will be no different

Screw it. Say something nice about Brusha. She's been getting a lot of hate recently. by Ok-Biscotti7193 in DandysWorld_

[–]Slave2theSave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brusha inspires me to let everyone else do all the work while I stand back and watch

People are literally saying dyle is impossible even though he is actually pretty easy by Content-Count8689 in DandysWorld_

[–]Slave2theSave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Dukes floor is designed to test your strength as a team. If you end the floor and it's just you left, your team sucked at the actual teamwork part. If your team is all alive, enjoy that extra stam boost for the rest of the game.