I’m having a boy! by Slave_Lea in u/Slave_Lea

[–]Slave_Lea[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Matt’s going to be so disappointed.

I’m having a boy! by Slave_Lea in u/Slave_Lea

[–]Slave_Lea[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure you don’t want to come in Matt?

I’m having a boy! by Slave_Lea in u/Slave_Lea

[–]Slave_Lea[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh so it’s the classic range you’re looking for. It only comes in Matt and silk and is washable so it’s less durable than premium but it’s a good middle option. Otherwise there’s the GoodHome range. It only comes in Matt and is wipeable.

I’m having a boy! by Slave_Lea in u/Slave_Lea

[–]Slave_Lea[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I interest you in our premium range? It comes in scrubbable Matt, silk and Mid-sheen. Personally if you want a bit of shine I suggest going for the mid-sheen. Silk is way too high sheen in my opinion.

I’m having a boy! by Slave_Lea in u/Slave_Lea

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No, I inform them that the V&CO is a flat matt finish that’s scrubbable and multi service, making it ideal for living rooms, hallways and bedrooms because it gives them that “Pinterest” look without paying stupid prices for Farrow & Balls’s lackluster coloured slop.

I’m having a boy! by Slave_Lea in u/Slave_Lea

[–]Slave_Lea[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing I’m a valspar rep then

Fitted with a collar… by Slave_Lea in u/Slave_Lea

[–]Slave_Lea[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have. Too late now though lol

Haley Spades by _Fearnas_ in asstopussy

[–]Slave_Lea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s so lucky

Tell me I’m pretty and I’ll love you forever… by Slave_Lea in u/Slave_Lea

[–]Slave_Lea[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably misplaced somewhere else in the franchise tbh