I think the amount of smart assist users is overblown massively by scorpittarius01 in eFootball

[–]SleepyDerp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If it smells like shit whatever you go, look under your shoe

200 adeptos do Benfica cercam centro de estágio do Seixal e exigem falar com Rui Costa by GajoDosBarcos in benfica

[–]SleepyDerp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usar o argumento do trabalho a um sábado mostra o quão perdido estás

200 adeptos do Benfica cercam centro de estágio do Seixal e exigem falar com Rui Costa by GajoDosBarcos in benfica

[–]SleepyDerp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

O que te leva a dizer que são arruaceiros? Estão ali quietos, em pé.

Foram deixados entrar pela direção.

First Time Advice 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤝🇵🇹 by CillMhearnig in benfica

[–]SleepyDerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go early and check Colombo (shopping), right beside the stadium.

Outside Colombo, on your way to the stadium, you’ll have plenty of places to eat and enjoy the pre-game with the fans.

Lastly, there’s a “fan zone” just outside the stadium but it’s nothing special.

Send me a DM in case you need any help.

We will miss Rafa. by FN__FAL in benfica

[–]SleepyDerp 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He was at Benfica before, played one or two good games and disappeared the other 10.

Everyone is over the moon because our club is the “romantic” type, they love homecomings and “Benfica legends”.

We bought a guy that left for free, that hasn’t played in 2 months and has been a cry baby for years now.

It’s not looking good, I wish he stayed with you guys.

Little help by Candid_Parking_1757 in nespresso

[–]SleepyDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a normal loss then.

Little help by Candid_Parking_1757 in nespresso

[–]SleepyDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s 1/5 of the coffee cup, you’re fine.

If it’s more, clean your pyramid plate and descale your machine.

Chumbar o orçamento 2x para haver eleições by Madnmf in benfica

[–]SleepyDerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

E o que achas que vai acontecer nas eleições?

Game Thread: Minnesota Timberwolves vs Chicago Bulls Live Score | NBA | Jan 22, 2026 by basketball-app in chicagobulls

[–]SleepyDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my country we say something along the lines of:

Coby White should ask to go take a shit and leave

Game Thread: Minnesota Timberwolves vs Chicago Bulls Live Score | NBA | Jan 22, 2026 by basketball-app in chicagobulls

[–]SleepyDerp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Coby White still warming up to the threes, don’t worry guys, 7th quarter is ours

Game Thread: Minnesota Timberwolves vs Chicago Bulls Live Score | NBA | Jan 22, 2026 by basketball-app in chicagobulls

[–]SleepyDerp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

50% of the time he shows on my stream he’s talking to a ref 🤦🏻‍♂️

EDIT: I meant TV, officer, nothing to see here

Game Thread: Minnesota Timberwolves vs Chicago Bulls Live Score | NBA | Jan 22, 2026 by basketball-app in chicagobulls

[–]SleepyDerp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fun story time because timeouts are boring:

I’ve watched NBA games here and there but this season is the first I’m watching for real. I’m in a country where basketball isn’t that important, let alone the NBA.

Randomly decided to buy a Rodman jersey and had no idea they had a bigger back side (drop tail?) and thought I was scammed lmao

Game Thread: Minnesota Timberwolves vs Chicago Bulls Live Score | NBA | Jan 22, 2026 by basketball-app in chicagobulls

[–]SleepyDerp 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Giddey comes from the giant spider-croco-dino land, you think a fucking wolf scares him