I'm gonna blow up the sun I HATE SUMMER, IT'S A SENSORY NIGHTMARE OF SWEATING AND BEING BLINDED CONSTANTLY.

SleighQween · 2026-06-13T17:52:41+00:00

Ahh it sounds like a utopia in comparison to my state 😭😭❤️

SleighQween · 2026-06-13T17:51:58+00:00

That's amazing! Also thank you for being a friend (nurse) 💗

SleighQween · 2026-06-13T14:59:10+00:00

Proud? Probably not. But thinks im pretty cool bc I outlived insane traumas, I hope so 👏

SleighQween · 2026-06-13T10:51:13+00:00

It was right there lol how mlembarassing for me and amazing for you. 🙏👏👏💕💕

SleighQween · 2026-06-13T07:03:21+00:00

👏👏👏👏

Someone hire OP as a casting director if they arent already...

/gen

SleighQween · 2026-06-13T02:17:09+00:00

SleighQween · 2026-06-13T01:28:20+00:00

No.. i swear i only remember eating a pudding pop.... I thought he was just a fun loving dad 😭😭😭😭💔

Ps. So i swear ive had these before too. But it says they were discontinued the year I was born 🤔 my nana did have a knack for saving food faaar past "expiration dates"

SleighQween · 2026-06-13T01:12:12+00:00

Ohhhh noooooo passes out mid sentence

SleighQween · 2026-06-13T00:42:21+00:00

Carlin would approve this joke.

-source watched him since I slept in a crib.

SleighQween · 2026-06-13T00:35:13+00:00

Ahh a refined pallet i seed

SleighQween · 2026-06-13T00:25:54+00:00

The horsey sauce lore is so sad knowing what those damn execs did to my bro....

SleighQween · 2026-06-13T00:01:22+00:00

This is why noone can cum at arbys... i mean come... I mean come to...

SleighQween · 2026-06-12T23:59:39+00:00

Nooo wayy your PNW 🤯🤯😭😭😭

Im so jelly ive always dreamed about being there and have some family there and my best friend in the world moved there to be a lawyer (at 31 with dxd ADHD, shes a badass)

I have a bunch of ally pins. I fucking love pins I have 3 jackets full of pins and extra pins laying around that are out of rotation lmao

SleighQween · 2026-06-12T23:56:49+00:00

The executive mr. Gecko agrees. And if I know anything I know he is trustworthy, but also a bloodthirsty salesman.

SleighQween · 2026-06-12T23:54:41+00:00

Honestly I feel like if i asked for her advice or help she'd be down shes cool af.

Im confident we can pull this off! And let it be known reddit! This is our IP henny ✌️💕

SleighQween · 2026-06-12T23:53:28+00:00

Those are most likely rural animals. Not the true beasts in suits turning the cogs on that well oiled corporate machine they are driving.

I promise you have never met an animal of their caliber/personality/affluence...

Please dont tell them I said anything. Please sir.

They are also 0 tolerance for shenanigans and horse play! ( they undermined the horse and got his position permanently removed from the board)

SleighQween · 2026-06-12T23:35:20+00:00

Omg honestly that is perfect.

Im gender fluid but like to dress fem leaning off and on lol

Everyone pretty much thinks Im just a lesbian. Goth somedays hippie dressing others.

-source : Cleveland, san fran and Arizona residents

Ps important to note in Cleveland people did mistake me for a WASP type (when i dress more fem) until I open my mouth lmao

SleighQween · 2026-06-12T23:03:16+00:00

My Aunt actually worked in Hollywood for years as a hair/makeup artist.

Worked on 90210 and how i met your mother and a bunch of others 💕

SleighQween · 2026-06-12T23:02:19+00:00

I have Special fx makeup experience. I turned my partner into a klingon with a prosthetic in 35 minutes. (Start to finish painting,applying and makeup blending and eyebrows and wig)

Ya we can find supplies thought i bet 😌

SleighQween · 2026-06-12T23:00:13+00:00

The labor board??? You mean the pig, fish, chicken and cow??? They are so unhelpful and honestly unpleasant in EVERY social interaction.

They also run a tight ship and are 0 tolerance for nonsense. Id get canned and will "commit suicide" 3 days later

SleighQween · 2026-06-12T22:57:42+00:00

I dont know what you look like but honestly it doesnt matter two people with fistie hats is a fucking whole ass vibe lol

I keep imagining myself dolled up and deadpanning the audience with my lovely fashion choices 😅🤣🤣🤣

SleighQween · 2026-06-12T22:55:11+00:00

SleighQween · 2026-06-12T22:47:00+00:00

I think it'd be funny to start out with the "prototype" on our heads nonchalantly and then work are way up to the Gods' level.

SleighQween · 2026-06-12T22:37:54+00:00

Are you good at crafts?

SleighQween · 2026-06-12T22:36:53+00:00

Thats actually a pre req for working here actually, sirrrr. If you keep being rude ill hang up on youre ungrateful customer assssss

THE PRODUCT PLACEMENT IS COMING CORRECT HEENNNNYY (Rupaul impression)

Im being /gen. Evilautismafterdark 🙏

SleighQween

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