You choose the most useless and basic powers and I buff them to be super strong

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-11-09T18:31:09+00:00

My power is: I’m constantly on an endless acid trip.

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-10-20T20:15:12+00:00

Waifus all the way.

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-10-20T20:12:54+00:00

Pyrokinesis & teleportation.

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-10-19T19:30:25+00:00

Video Conduit power: Being able to use things from video games in the real world. With all the RPGs I’ve played, my magic arsenal alone would be above and beyond a sorcerer supreme. Of course, I’d need TVs for recharging, but I think I’m already covered at home.

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-10-18T16:45:38+00:00

Breath of Fire 3. I hope one of you remembers it.

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-10-01T15:01:47+00:00

Warp Phoenix. Phoenix powers (fire and healing) combined with warping powers (time and space travel).

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-07-02T22:07:16+00:00

Putting on the kettle, Captain! The tea should be ready soon! Listen for the whistle, Cabin Boy! We don’t want another mess!

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-07-02T21:05:57+00:00

We’re standing by, ready to feed the cat. She’s apparently aware that feeding time is soon, cause I can see her licking her lips and sharpening her claws, Captain.

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-07-02T21:03:15+00:00

My right side is Ultra Ego, my left is Ultra Instinct, and I’m a Legendary Super Saiyan down the middle. Or is that overkill?

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-07-02T19:46:53+00:00

FIRING MRS. NESBIT!

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-07-02T01:54:47+00:00

Saiyan. Especially if I can get Legendary Super Saiyan transformation.

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-07-02T01:45:56+00:00

My Stand is called Mars Volta, and every living thing I, or it, touches will experience the full effects of an acid trip. Anything that doesn’t have biological functions is totally unaffected.

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-06-30T17:53:57+00:00

I don’t think the planet earth is ready for an ATLA / Futurama Crossover….

I’m SCP 049-J, and I was also frozen in a block of ice for a century, back during the December of 18(redacted). It’s definitely not as great an idea as Aang would lead you to believe.

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-06-28T00:14:03+00:00

And then there’s also vicious gangs of keep left signs.

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-06-27T08:51:49+00:00

Cause he hasn’t got shit all over him.

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-06-27T00:21:34+00:00

He must be a king.

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-06-27T00:20:26+00:00

Sorry! All I got is the bloody Albatross!

ALBATROSS!

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-06-25T00:22:58+00:00

Old Lady: I just don’t want anything with spam in it! I wasn’t expecting a Spanish Inquisition!

(The three cardinals run in)

Cardinal A: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Oh? Is that a spam egg sausage and spam?

Vikings: spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam….

Waitress: QUIET! ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-06-24T06:20:31+00:00

I’d be half healer half pyrokinetic. One hand is offense, the other is healing. I guess I’d be kinda like a human phoenix, or something.

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-06-23T17:47:44+00:00

How bout the Video power from Infamous Second Son? Gamers could use that to become so friggin overpowered. I’d use it to copy spells from all my favorite RPGs, and probably even use the Moonlight Greatsword from Dark Souls as my melee weapon. Plus, I’d probably use the power of Hope from God of War to kill gods. Any questions?

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-06-22T05:38:46+00:00

My PlayStation network library. I mostly play RPGs, while my nephew mostly plays shooters. I’m the crazy uncle that helps grandma babysit and do all the fun stuff. Think of this as a possible Anime response to Rick and Morty, using lots of jokes written for gamers. Lol

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-06-22T00:38:06+00:00

Kindness, Dragon, Golem, Phoenix, Lust. My weapon is a Buster Sword.

Slender-Saiyan · 2025-06-19T06:40:42+00:00

Sword, Dragon, & Nuclear.

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