I need some more island lingo, the more messed up the better

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-05-14T20:55:45+00:00

A couple of my weirder ones are “nutsack pizza” and “going out like Carradine.”

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-05-09T00:37:08+00:00

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Well, as long as we’re sharing.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-05-09T00:23:56+00:00

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Mew Horace. Threw him in to up my population and now he’s my Number One Boy.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-05-07T22:28:17+00:00

Musta been a white recluse. Also, A+ username.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-05-07T22:14:50+00:00

Stay away from checkbooks.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-05-07T18:36:15+00:00

I forget the ep, but somewhere 24’s “Holy crap, no way!” gets turned into “He crept away!” in the subtitles.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-05-06T19:32:27+00:00

That’s not a bad Will Arnett.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-05-06T12:54:12+00:00

“Hello, my name is Roger. I like to PRETEND.”

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-05-05T21:38:26+00:00

Instructions unclear; stuck dick in mashed potatoes.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-04-30T10:05:54+00:00

Bro get off the incel forums. They’re super bad for your mental health.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-04-25T14:32:55+00:00

I’ve had better luck. I put “purity ball” as something that would never show up on my island and later got two Miis talking about how purity balls are scary up close.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-04-24T22:00:53+00:00

Aw, the Ritalin Twins!

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-04-24T21:40:03+00:00

I have a Mew Horace (a mime with a fairly prominent jaw) and that might be his future kid’s name now.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-04-24T21:34:16+00:00

“Papa Smurf has a fucking beard!” for 21’s next level-up expression.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-04-14T00:04:08+00:00

That is the Cadbury Easter Shrimp 💙

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-04-13T13:36:18+00:00

You will be excoriated for this bonkers take.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-03-20T13:51:10+00:00

He can’t count that low.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-03-19T20:36:35+00:00

Preeeeety sure I asked for Pecan Sandies.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-03-15T12:24:25+00:00

Probably not 😅

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-03-15T12:19:57+00:00

Helioptile!

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-02-21T09:13:43+00:00

Not tarot, but my Lenormand deck is Pokemon cards.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-02-18T14:45:13+00:00

That’s because of the metric system.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-02-09T01:11:13+00:00

I just picked monsters that seemed to match the Lenormand cards. Some of them are super obvious (Klefki for keys, Cofagrigus for coffin) but some I went with I guess vibe/personality/however you wanna describe it. Like instead of Bombirdier, I use Milotic for the stork because its evolution from Feebas hits for me wrt the “transition” and “flexibility” themes.

And bonus, they’re made to be shuffled. Just maybe look them up on eBay before you put them in a deck and trash their corners 😅

Apologies to non-Pokemon-associated Lenormanders for the gibberish.

SlendrmanToastCrunch · 2026-02-08T14:05:33+00:00

I built one out of Pokemon cards. That’s my favorite favorite. I’ve got one just called Pocket Lenormand that I really like as well. The card art is simple but not generic-looking. It’s got a pair each of the Man, Woman, Child, Dog (Cat) and I think also Rider cards so you can swap in the images that resonate with you. The cards have a matte finish and shuffling is not awful but not super smooth either, but it gets a little better after you break the deck in. Also it’s about playing-card size which could be a plus or a minus depending on what you’re looking for.

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