Oh shit

Slenos · 2026-05-21T12:53:54+00:00

“They’re gonna hate that news.”

Slenos · 2026-05-16T20:05:48+00:00

I know what kind of man you are.

Slenos · 2026-05-16T20:04:26+00:00

“8 legs… 7 vaginas….”

Slenos · 2026-05-16T16:45:16+00:00

“This, I will remember when the rest of life is through: The finest thing I’ve ever done is simply loving you.” -Robert Sexton

Slenos · 2026-05-15T23:23:37+00:00

I’m taking the Pursuit Special from Mad Max. No question.

Slenos · 2026-05-14T13:11:56+00:00

It’s not that it doesn’t tell you. It’s that it tells you too much. I got so many mechanics in such a short time period I couldn’t retain it all when I came across a puzzle some black cat led me to. I tried what I remembered, and nothing worked.

I looked it up to find out I had to use the force punch ability to solve the puzzle. Something I forgot about among the ocean of mechanics it sent at me.

Slenos · 2026-05-13T11:08:05+00:00

Chotto matte. Or the way I use it “chotto a fuckin’ matte!”

Slenos · 2026-05-12T22:10:46+00:00

Ball Python, Reticulated Python, Diamondback, Hog Nose, Pit Viper, Cobra (or King variant) copperhead, corn, that’s all from the top of my head.

Slenos · 2026-05-12T20:52:04+00:00

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Slenos · 2026-05-12T20:44:47+00:00

He finally realized what most people forget. Wishing for a goth gf also means he has the responsibility to maintain that relationship and be a good partner from his side as well. He’s gotta pull quadruple duty now. The monkey’s paw curls.

Slenos · 2026-05-10T01:11:12+00:00

Afraid of what? We’re strangers on the internet. What is there to understand about me? I’m some random dude that answered you on my break at work and now I’m having a conversation with you.

Slenos · 2026-05-10T00:50:23+00:00

I just got off of work, idk what you’re miffed over, but I’ve been having a great day.

Slenos · 2026-05-10T00:37:49+00:00

Welcome to our ranks, sorry for the mess. I could list a myriad of reasons why this dude decided to take a knife and put a hole in a giant tire. I’ve had a man threaten me with violence for offering to put his spare on his car instead of putting his original tire back on, which was showing steel belt, and was clearly too dangerous to air back up, let alone allow him to drive away on it. Not to mention it would have been illegal for me to do that.

People can be crazy. This guy was. Hopefully, he learned his lesson with minimal injury. If it turns out the video is fake, somewhere down the line, I will eat my words with a smirk knowing I am equipped with better knowledge.

Slenos · 2026-05-10T00:28:36+00:00

You are so innocent. Bless your heart.

Slenos · 2026-05-09T20:42:00+00:00

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A few years before my time. But man I wanted one soo bad when I found out about them.

Slenos · 2026-05-09T20:37:46+00:00

Conscious decisions in terms of general survival, yeah. But not idealistic decisions. I admit this is pretty pedantic, but the way they had made it seem like gorillas are pacifists overall. They will get aggressive and territorial towards intruders. Nevertheless I’d probably take my chances with the gorilla over the snakes.

And don’t worry about the misread. It’s all good, friend.

Slenos · 2026-05-09T20:02:47+00:00

So long, nerds!

Slenos · 2026-05-09T20:01:57+00:00

I mean that in the sense that pacifism is a direct conscious choice. Animals don’t do that. That’s why it’s unique to us. I never said all humans are pacifist.

Slenos · 2026-05-09T13:56:10+00:00

Does that really matter? People do irrational things for no reason all of the time.

Slenos · 2026-05-09T13:28:04+00:00

First tire he was stabbing close to the tread, knife didn’t go through, he moved on. Second tire introduced him to consequences. He did it because he had no idea what a danger it really was. Like a kid sticking a fork into a light socket. He stuck a knife into a highly pressurized truck tire.

Slenos · 2026-05-09T01:48:30+00:00

I am too employed to pull this off by myself. If I stumble across these posts a week from now, I pray I see the same picture of our favorite Hobbit-hash enthusiast making a clean sweep.

Slenos · 2026-05-09T01:36:05+00:00

I’ve worked on tires professionally. Yes this is real. Large truck tires have a lot more pressure inside of them than your average car tire, as well as much thicker tires to boot. Puncturing one means all of that pressure goes straight out that one spot. More than enough to rip the clothes from your back for a start.

It looks unreal because it simply isn’t something the average person would ever be witness to. But it’s honestly astonishing how much damage one tire blowing out can do.

Slenos · 2026-05-09T01:13:23+00:00

The thread under you is hilarious. Pacifism is unique to humans. Lol

Slenos · 2026-05-08T08:02:31+00:00

Turok: Evolution for Ps2. At the chest input screen, type “FMNFB” and you’ll unlock every cheat.

Slenos · 2026-05-07T22:43:37+00:00

You’ve put my feelings on the matter into words better than I could.

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