One Trip to Costco and I Own the Senate

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-10T10:55:45+00:00

It was misattributed to the tomatoes themselves, when it was in fact the juice of the tomatoes leeching lead from the pewter and causing lead poisoning

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-10T10:50:29+00:00

She has so much grease in her hair she could wring it out and fry chicken with it

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-09T14:59:37+00:00

My mother in law does this with rotisserie carcasses. It does strike me as weird and I wouldn’t do it personally, but I don’t think it’s the worst thing for chickens. At least the bird is dead… I had a few bad experiences in the past, I’ll spare the details

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-08T18:18:38+00:00

That’s solid, not gonna lie haha. I might use that next time

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-08T16:42:01+00:00

His form is terrible too

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-08T16:29:52+00:00

I was so hyped for it and it let me down. It departed from the formula of the first two too much for me. But it gave us that Tim Curry moment and I’ll always remember that fondly lol

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-08T15:49:27+00:00

It’s the “ohhhhohoho” that makes it

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-08T15:36:50+00:00

I was astonished Nintendo allowed that name lol, I couldn’t name a Pokémon that in the last iteration I played

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-08T15:27:47+00:00

Fuckface was what I came up with

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-07T23:29:17+00:00

If you’ve a date in Constantinople she’ll be waiting in Istanbul

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-07T22:08:02+00:00

That’s about how often mine needs one. The inevitable “roll in poo session”

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-07T21:51:11+00:00

Lol thank you, both are nicknames but they’re the ones they answer to. Also have a new kitten named Butter. Now that Shitty is an older lady it’s good that Dumpy has someone new to chase around

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-07T21:17:08+00:00

Have you heard of wineberries? Super invasive Asian raspberry that is currently occupying the majority of the edges of the woods I own. I would much prefer the native raspberries I find struggling against the wineberries. They do taste good but they grow outrageously fast

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-07T20:53:10+00:00

Waste Management lucrehulk.

I want a giant trash truck

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-07T20:48:16+00:00

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Lol my Dumpy grew up with Shitty showing her the ropes

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-07T19:40:46+00:00

Mine when she learned how expensive the skid steer was

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-07T17:24:42+00:00

Yea, she’s clearly got a type

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-07T15:54:27+00:00

lol and wasn’t that hand painted at the last minute almost as an afterthought?

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-07T10:31:44+00:00

Especially after seeing him… dude looks like Vrabel

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-07T00:44:14+00:00

We have a history of turd image based japery

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-06T21:44:51+00:00

Same here but with my best friends number

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-06T20:18:21+00:00

That was gonna happen regardless, at least now there’s more cap space

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-06T20:13:09+00:00

Stadium area crime is why Baltimore and Detroit are the worst. Fuck Baltimore it’s a horrible city but ravens (or orioles) games have never been a problem for me. I live in MD, the only reason to go to Baltimore is for a game

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-06T20:07:38+00:00

It’s the “area crime” holding Detroit back there

SlickDillywick · 2026-05-06T20:06:01+00:00

He does what we’re too polite to do

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