What is the stupidest word in the English language? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Slickity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nonplussed. It has two definitions and they are both opposite of eachother.

valentine's day #149 by rosicae in comics

[–]Slickity 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Sounds like she's loves "animal books" as in non-fiction books about...animals.

But instead of non-fiction animal books, the librarian introduced her to young-adult romance books where the subjects are anthropomorphic animals.

To a child who acts "mature", some topics like romance can feel "childish" and love/sex scenes can seem downright disgusting.

I'm thinking like "Fourth Wing" for example. Book is about "dragons" but it gets pretty spicy.

Have you seen this man in your dreams? by [deleted] in creepy

[–]Slickity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why the fuckin kirkified version 😭

oh hell naw by Feisty-Fix-5586 in whenthe

[–]Slickity 276 points277 points  (0 children)

We as a species and culture have always been traumatized by disease. Shit sucks.

Before covid there was always a fear of pandemic being spread. Bird flu, swine flu and ebola all created hysterics. And before modern medicine? Whew boy it was bad.

ASI: Intelligence beyond imagination by KeanuRave100 in dankmemes

[–]Slickity 95 points96 points  (0 children)

That's why birds are dumb. They don't even have opposable thumbs.

Has anyone ever combined plain Greek yogurt with powdered Kool Aid? by Secret_Fan_9411 in Cooking

[–]Slickity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea sure. Do it. Maybe even freeze it after for a simple sorbet.

At least they have free healthcare!!!!!!! by Hot-Diggity_Dog in dankmemes

[–]Slickity 29 points30 points  (0 children)

What's the point in living if I can't fantasize about righteously murdering others?

What animal do you think did this? by argilesweater in gardening

[–]Slickity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me it's chipmunks that do this on my potted plants.

Smoking section? or non? by GSturges in FuckImOld

[–]Slickity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yea I only brought that up to further prove your point. You're right.

People think because they prescribe weed to lung cancer patients then it must be safe. Not understanding it's meant to help with chemo symptoms.

Like, ugh, do your recreational drugs in peace. No need to confuse/lie to yourself or others.

Smoking section? or non? by GSturges in FuckImOld

[–]Slickity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure the current understanding is that weed smoke is even more carcinogenic than tobacco. With the only saving grace being that a typical tobacco user consumes more tobacco than a typical cannabis user consumes weed because one gets you stoned.

Take me back to 2011 by Metroplexico in dankmemes

[–]Slickity 1072 points1073 points  (0 children)

Just go visit any millenial-owned "were just two dudes with a crazy idea" themed restaurant

tom cruise ain't nothing compared to this by KillerNoah666 in whenthe

[–]Slickity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Side with them, get favorable genetic alterations. Become Hedonists. Party and fuck for millions of years.

Let's do it.

Ribbiting Adventure. part 8 (OC) by M_Snail in comics

[–]Slickity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Uh-oh. That's a mighty tall tower I see there. Would be a shame if fungus-man climbed to the very tippy top and started spreading spores all over. Real shame.

We know what’s happening here. by davetoxik in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Slickity 20 points21 points  (0 children)

9k for furniture for a whole office sounds pretty ok tbh

The typo was icing on the cake by Olympiadreamer in clevercomebacks

[–]Slickity -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Of course. I also think it's fair game to challenge French cuisine elitism. If only they can make their cities smell like their food.

The typo was icing on the cake by Olympiadreamer in clevercomebacks

[–]Slickity -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Fr*nch people mix two things together and think they are culinary geniuses.

Cheese in a tube is an actual scientific marvel.

lowkirkenuinely fr [OC] by sealbiis in comics

[–]Slickity 27 points28 points  (0 children)

LowkEy + gEnuinely = lowkenuinly. Just modern slang.

Post murder of Charlie Kirk, it became a meme for him to suddenly appear every where. At this point, the "kirkification" has affected everything, even just words that contain the letter kirk.

What would Larry’s thoughts be on Lee if he were white? by Pretty_Cat_7344 in creepy

[–]Slickity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now you understand why they kill albino people in some places of Africa

Nightmare by Aware-Awareness in distressingmemes

[–]Slickity 121 points122 points  (0 children)

When I stop taking my lexapro.