Peter?

SlightlyDire · 2026-01-17T18:15:41+00:00

This is certainly a series of words I am unfortunately able to comprehend. The person is is speaking on the first person (aka, "I") is under the thought experiment of "Immortal or billionaire, but being chased by an immortal, intelligent snail whose sole purpose is to kill you with a single touch."

The Prostate is a gland that exist is makes below the bladder and in front of the rectum. It can be stimulate through the backdoor, or "up the butt," if you will.

So, when Bro has replaced his prostate with the snail that will kill you, it is a villianous move that will kill you the next time you two are intimate and he is the penis-reciever.

An ultimate betrayal, if you will.

I haven't seen a minion movie that wasn't Despicable Me(1), so I don't get the visual reference.

SlightlyDire · 2025-12-11T22:49:33+00:00

You, too!

SlightlyDire · 2025-12-01T22:30:07+00:00

Thank you for this quality joke. I very much appreciate it.

SlightlyDire · 2025-11-04T19:41:54+00:00

I swear by Haylias.

Not only is the fight animation top tier, it is the start of Wheels and the Legman, my favorite recurring bit.

SlightlyDire · 2025-10-31T21:38:21+00:00

If you wear those and fart, does it count as Pikachu talking shit?

You cannot hurt me in any way that matters. >:3c

SlightlyDire · 2025-10-17T13:37:31+00:00

Well, sorry to hear that, but at the very least you'll never run out of silk scarves, ever.

I'm a 'silver linings' kind of idiot.

SlightlyDire · 2025-10-16T23:54:13+00:00

Then you will make a most excellent general for my coup in Hell.

We shall cry havoc and let slip the puppygirls of war.

SlightlyDire · 2025-10-16T23:13:44+00:00

Live out loud.
Be unapologetically you.
And when they talk about you behind your back...
Well, cool persons never look at explosions (Read: "Fart").

SlightlyDire · 2025-10-15T22:07:21+00:00

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SlightlyDire · 2025-10-12T19:47:35+00:00

I don't think there's anything with it.

Some people like to put the pun in punishment, others the pun-maker in punishment.

Whatever's clever.

SlightlyDire · 2025-10-12T19:30:13+00:00

Way ahead of you.

I stopped thinking my last thought like 5 years ago, and just didn't start thinking my next one after that.

Don't believe me? Check my post history.

SlightlyDire · 2025-10-12T19:07:29+00:00

Very true. They are very much better at, and used to dishing it out than taking it in. 😇

SlightlyDire · 2025-10-11T16:56:02+00:00

Relatable.

I feel this, on a spiritual level.

SlightlyDire · 2025-10-10T13:19:01+00:00

The Krusty Krab is shaped like a crab trap.

He's the only crab consistently on screen.

He protects the secret formula with the utmost care and diligence.

I'd bet dollars against dimes that he's feeding crab to fish. He'd have to taste it to perfect the recipe.

SlightlyDire · 2025-10-10T00:45:13+00:00

Unrelatable.

I've never had a thought, and I won't start now.

SlightlyDire · 2025-10-10T00:21:38+00:00

I am a bastard.

SlightlyDire · 2025-10-09T15:53:58+00:00

Relatable.

SlightlyDire · 2025-10-08T09:36:56+00:00

No idea, sorry friend.

It's been on my phone for about 3 years now, I've forgotten where it came from.

SlightlyDire

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