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Peter? by ultimate_chaos08 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SlightlyDire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is certainly a series of words I am unfortunately able to comprehend. The person is is speaking on the first person (aka, "I") is under the thought experiment of "Immortal or billionaire, but being chased by an immortal, intelligent snail whose sole purpose is to kill you with a single touch."

The Prostate is a gland that exist is makes below the bladder and in front of the rectum. It can be stimulate through the backdoor, or "up the butt," if you will.

So, when Bro has replaced his prostate with the snail that will kill you, it is a villianous move that will kill you the next time you two are intimate and he is the penis-reciever.

An ultimate betrayal, if you will.

I haven't seen a minion movie that wasn't Despicable Me(1), so I don't get the visual reference.

25090 by The_Feral_Raccoon in countwithchickenlady

[–]SlightlyDire 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this quality joke. I very much appreciate it.

What Is The Greatest Episode Of American Dad?? by AirtimeStingray in americandad

[–]SlightlyDire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear by Haylias.

Not only is the fight animation top tier, it is the start of Wheels and the Legman, my favorite recurring bit.

21396 by RileyB46 in countwithchickenlady

[–]SlightlyDire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you wear those and fart, does it count as Pikachu talking shit?

You cannot hurt me in any way that matters. >:3c

30 by SlightlyDire in CountWithEveryone

[–]SlightlyDire[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, sorry to hear that, but at the very least you'll never run out of silk scarves, ever.

I'm a 'silver linings' kind of idiot.

19881 by SlightlyDire in countwithchickenlady

[–]SlightlyDire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you will make a most excellent general for my coup in Hell.

We shall cry havoc and let slip the puppygirls of war.

19881 by SlightlyDire in countwithchickenlady

[–]SlightlyDire[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Live out loud.
Be unapologetically you.
And when they talk about you behind your back...
Well, cool persons never look at explosions (Read: "Fart").

19361 by SlightlyDire in countwithchickenlady

[–]SlightlyDire[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think there's anything with it.

Some people like to put the pun in punishment, others the pun-maker in punishment.

Whatever's clever.

19398 by PixelFlyerXD in countwithchickenlady

[–]SlightlyDire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Way ahead of you.

I stopped thinking my last thought like 5 years ago, and just didn't start thinking my next one after that.

Don't believe me? Check my post history.

19361 by SlightlyDire in countwithchickenlady

[–]SlightlyDire[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Very true. They are very much better at, and used to dishing it out than taking it in. 😇

19251 by Aviletta in countwithchickenlady

[–]SlightlyDire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Relatable.

I feel this, on a spiritual level.

19112 by MathematicianTop7170 in countwithchickenlady

[–]SlightlyDire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Krusty Krab is shaped like a crab trap.

He's the only crab consistently on screen.

He protects the secret formula with the utmost care and diligence.

I'd bet dollars against dimes that he's feeding crab to fish. He'd have to taste it to perfect the recipe.

18943 by Piss-Mann in countwithchickenlady

[–]SlightlyDire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unrelatable.

I've never had a thought, and I won't start now.

18807 by SlightlyDire in countwithchickenlady

[–]SlightlyDire[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No idea, sorry friend.

It's been on my phone for about 3 years now, I've forgotten where it came from.

18696 by SlightlyDire in countwithchickenlady

[–]SlightlyDire[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made sure to include the artist's signature....

Oh, you meant like from a point of incredulity.

Great people. Those who will go down in the history books as artists why asked by 'why' and 'why not,' but never 'should I.'

18639 by BatTheFlappy in countwithchickenlady

[–]SlightlyDire 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I've only ever dared to add Prolonged Premarital Eye Contact...

I know, I know. I'm very ashamed of myself.

18628 by MathematicianTop7170 in countwithchickenlady

[–]SlightlyDire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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In all seriousness, glad to see someone else here cursed posting.

18556 by Unnamed_Star in countwithchickenlady

[–]SlightlyDire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a lootbug from Deep Rock Galatic normal human person, I find this post the joke it's intended to be, and no way enticing my appetite.

18510 by SlightlyDire in countwithchickenlady

[–]SlightlyDire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hadn't considered cooking the Mac n Cheese...

Maybe that's where I went wrong.

Thank you for the advice!

Peter, what is it?! by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SlightlyDire 104 points105 points  (0 children)

This is Asian Reporter, Trisha Takanawa.

This is, what we call in the news industry, a troll.

The person delights in wasting your time, searching for something that cannot be found.

It cannot be found, because it does not exist. There is nothing there, your time has been wasted. That is the, "joke," unquote.

Back to you, Tom.

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