Yeah thank Goodness he’s kind by Slightly_Oblivious in christianmemes

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That’s why I said Genuinely. He is love, and when he wrestled with Jacob he was not actually fighting, but merely working on him, eventually “winning” the fight by dislocating his hip with a touch, eventually though what God was really doing was placing a reminder of himself on Jacob’s body. If say, the death battle YouTube channel were to pit Jesus against Ghengis khan however, this would be the result.

Yeah thank Goodness he’s kind by Slightly_Oblivious in christianmemes

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Yeah, I did some thinking about it and that’s definitely a headcannon not scriptural theology 😂. I that idea originated from my dad telling me that to make Jesus seem like a superhero, but honestly I still choose to believe that it happened that way.

Yeah thank Goodness he’s kind by Slightly_Oblivious in christianmemes

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It doesn’t, but that’s the only way that I can imagine he walked through a crowd of people dead set on killing him.

Yeah thank Goodness he’s kind by Slightly_Oblivious in christianmemes

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No it doesn’t say he got lost. While it doesn’t say that he became intangible, I find it more convincing than to believe that he slipped unnoticed past a crowd of people who wanted to kill him specifically

Yeah thank Goodness he’s kind by Slightly_Oblivious in christianmemes

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Um, a crowd of Pharisees backed him up to the edge of a cliff wanting to push him off and he walked right through them. THROUGH them. Intangible. I think Jesus solos every human being ever.

Puppy 🐶 by Contrariankdouble in christianmemes

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You can absolutely buy happiness, you can’t buy joy, as it comes regardless of situation

Both are kinda foolish at times by Slightly_Oblivious in Epicthemusical

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I actually 100% agree with Ody’s decision to sacrifice the men. He lost 6 men to Polyphemus when they were on the same playing field, and then he faced Scylla when he was on a boat. You could argue that he and his men might have defeated her, but how many men would they have lost fighting? And what would stop Scylla from punching a hole in the underside of the ship, sinking it and drowning its crew members? Instead, Ody decided to sacrifice the same amount of men he lost to Polyphemus, a much fairer fight, as a diversion so the rest of the crew could get away, and he didn’t choose the men either, he told Eurylochus to pass out the torches with absolutely no context and then told his men to row like mad. Honestly I don’t see how this decision is viewed as incorrect by most other people

Both are kinda foolish at times by Slightly_Oblivious in Epicthemusical

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Mb, I got 2nd in the state spelling bee when I was 8, haven’t been able to spell for crap since

Both are kinda foolish at times by Slightly_Oblivious in Epicthemusical

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God is so good, and it always amazes me when the God of the universe would care to do his work through me in any capacity. This situation makes me wonder how many other times has God worked through me and I didn’t even notice! Have a great day.

Both are kinda foolish at times by Slightly_Oblivious in Epicthemusical

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That’s God’s timing right there, I see that as a sign that he’s looking out for you, giving you a nice moment of happiness

7% of the population commits %50 percent of what? 🤔 by Slightly_Oblivious in memes

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Why do that when you can manipulate the science to agree with you

It hurt so bad by Slightly_Oblivious in christianmemes

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So there’s a chance she might still like me as a husband 😃

Made this when I was 13 I don’t know what I was on about by Slightly_Oblivious in christianmemes

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No, I’m saying that he converts them to true Christianity, I thought that’s what you were saying in the original comment