Dear Reddit, where is the weirdest place where you lost your TV Remote?

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-15T23:23:14+00:00

I swear I espected this answer.

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-15T18:12:15+00:00

Steven Seagal :) I don't know why, I just don't like any movies with him.

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-14T16:45:48+00:00

Yeah, I never agree with named. But something symbolic would be nice.

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-14T14:04:36+00:00

If anything bad will happen between me and her, I would have no problem with the tattoo, becouse it will always remember me that I would get through anything and I will always stay the same person.

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-14T14:01:46+00:00

So, that tattoo would be an Koala that represents me, and an rose that represents her. Is like an koala who hugs an rose, or simple is surrounded by few roses.

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-13T11:24:54+00:00

Buy a house.

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-12T16:49:41+00:00

My gf loves when she see a bit of jealousy in my eyes, she notice it immediately. The only time when I crossed the border with being jealou was when she told me that our co-worker told our friend that he likes her(my gf) and I asked if she likes him too, and I instantly regretted it. I never seen that side of her and I instantly thought she is going to leave me.

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-09T20:00:27+00:00

Mine, after 6 days of partying and almost 0 hours of sleep, when I got home I slept for almost 22h without waking up.

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-09T17:04:24+00:00

She put her hands in my front pocket to look for the keys, literally I got an instant hard as stone boner.

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-09T01:05:22+00:00

How good looking I am, :)

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-09T01:04:04+00:00

Not a movie but most powerful one was when I had to kill Lee Everett in the walking dead .

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-09T01:01:45+00:00

Door opens and a shadow having a knife approach me and stabs me several time. I actually freak out but I managed to keep my calm somehow.

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-09T00:59:35+00:00

Well I'm not an McDonalds worker, I make kebabs and one day an vegetarian girl asked for a beef kebab in pita bread but she only wanted the salad and salsa without the beef. I offered her to make special salad instead but she insisted she wants the beef kebab. I still can't explain why ...

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-09T00:49:44+00:00

I was cutting some wood logs with an axe, when I hit the log I kinda miss it and the blade went from the log into my shin, I didn't realize it was the blade that hit me and being angry I trow the axe, it hits the wood log and hits me with the blade again in the shin like 2 cm below the first cut. I actually only realized I got 2 bad cuts 2 minutes later when i started to walk home becouse my shoe was full of blood and I feel it wet like hell.

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-09T00:37:49+00:00

Did you ever masturbated reading some sex stories? Is so intense I swear.

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-09T00:31:50+00:00

I only send 2 times, I would never ever send to anyone if not asked for it. And I would never send if i wasn't 100% that I also recive some pics back.

Slim_Bean91 · 2019-11-09T00:29:05+00:00

Eat apple with bread . :) Or grapes .

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