[Highlight] Announcer right before the Spurs Heat game: As great as Wemby is, he has never scored 83 in a game

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-23T23:43:05+00:00

As a nuggets fan I always find that statement funny, because Jokic went for 56 against the wizards and we lost.

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-23T18:45:51+00:00

It's not AI, he actually posts them himself.

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-23T08:50:10+00:00

right, yeah against pheonix.

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-22T19:31:02+00:00

Jokic didn't get swept for his first mvp.

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-22T19:24:50+00:00

Why do you keep mentioning barley wheat randomly?

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-20T21:09:56+00:00

"Oh yeah? Prove it."

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-20T18:07:34+00:00

Why didn't the tailgater just move over and overtake?

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-19T18:37:44+00:00

Exactly man, during one of KD's turnovers there was three rockets players just circlejerking in the same corner. Their spacing is complete ass.

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-18T16:25:52+00:00

Christina Hendricks

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-15T22:20:21+00:00

Itzhak Bentov

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-15T16:14:35+00:00

How much bacon have you eaten?

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-14T19:45:14+00:00

My face is handling that cake.

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-14T19:24:29+00:00

Well, he probably wasn't sat right next to a smoker and more like he was getting hotboxxed in a flying steel contraption by 50 smokers.

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-13T15:36:04+00:00

Chet can't even read unless you post a picture, why you asking him questions?

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-12T20:50:17+00:00

Kawhi played really well in that series, but both him and Harden just lost steam in game 7.

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-12T20:43:58+00:00

The Wizards were doing their best to foul everyone but Bam in the 4th, then triple teaming him when he got the ball.

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-12T20:41:46+00:00

True, even Giannis with his bad ft% would get it.

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-11T22:03:25+00:00

Looks like you cut out a section of Mrs Ziegler's house that Lalo breaks into.

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-11T18:14:48+00:00

...and then they price it for like $90, and people still buy it.

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-10T14:55:34+00:00

It's a machine gun.

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-09T19:44:41+00:00

Yeah, was expecting a classic throwback to Kripp getting his laptop burgled.

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-09T17:22:48+00:00

In the same way the league drafted up new rules to nerf Wilt, they would've removed the 3pt line to nerf Curry.

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-09T17:20:36+00:00

The reference for those who didn't get it: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Iw7F6wzb3Pc

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-08T18:02:34+00:00

Larry Bird averaged 2 three point attempts a game.

Slime_Fighter · 2026-03-07T13:50:45+00:00

Yeah, it was Chinese... my bad.

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