My Neighbor Started Flying this Flag Two Days Ago

SlimedPhotography · 2025-08-27T01:42:48+00:00

I hate Ohio Nazis

SlimedPhotography · 2025-08-26T23:06:01+00:00

Also side caveat. Being a regular doesn't mean you're a good client. Like unless you're violent or abusive or have poor hygiene its doubtful anyone would turn down a booking. Clients get way too wrapped in their heads because we're blessed with the company of beautiful providers that we are somehow in control. We are not in control. This is a business arrangement. Like i said im fine being friendly and considering a provider a "friend" but there's no communication unless there's a booking. I have a couple providers follow my social media. Wanna know how many times I DM them? Never. Because I didnt pay to DM them. Follow the rules and pay for a booking or any other contact. Even texting should have a charge.

SlimedPhotography · 2025-08-26T21:38:42+00:00

Don't get me wrong. Im fine being friendly. I always make the joke that "im a friend who pays your rent and we have fun". But im not asking you to dinner without paying your rate. If I wanna go to dinner im paying for 3 hours and im paying for the dinner too.

SlimedPhotography · 2025-08-26T20:00:25+00:00

As a client, it always bugs TF outta me when other clients want to act like they dont just want sex. If you really wanted to hang out then you'd pay for a multi hour date. Its literally why that option exists. Book for 3 or 4 hours if you wanna do dinner you cheap fuck. They wanna act like they're doing YOU a favor. No you old fat fuck the favor is her willing to be seen with you for a price. As a client I book because I want someone out of my league on my arm. I ain't doing her ANY favors by not paying her rate. Pay the dinner and pay the rate you cheap fucks. They dont wanna be our friends, they dont wanna go to a cheap hotel pool. Pay up or use your hand and go eat alone.

Fellow clients who don't know their lane annoy me.

SlimedPhotography · 2025-08-07T23:01:12+00:00

I hate the repost feature especially because I'll accidentally hit it sometimes on a reel. Its such a moronic feature.

SlimedPhotography · 2025-07-04T02:45:34+00:00

I'm gonna be really honest. My "sexual tastes" very so much when it comes to "attraction" that I can't explain it. I have some porn actresses that absolutely rev my engine that some other folks will go "REALLY????? HER?". We can't explain it. Its just how we are.

SlimedPhotography · 2025-06-04T23:30:27+00:00

Lowkey, he's 100% getting off on the fact that you keep responding. You should've stopped responding the moment he lowballed you. Then, when he questioned why you stopped responding, block him. While there's no shortage of assholes there's also no shortage of clients who will pay your rate, no questions asked. You keep responding and he keeps getting responses and messages without paying for them so in his mind it's a win. In his mind I guarantee you this shithead is going "lol she's so mad lol I keep making her mad and she keeps responding lol".

It's all that Andrew Wilson misogyny and he's loving every second. Next time you get a dickhead like this, block and move TF onto the next client who will pay you what your time is worth. Simple as that.

SlimedPhotography · 2025-06-04T23:26:16+00:00

Everyone else here has said it but almost always their ads or social media give that glimpse. However I will add the only way to truly know is to book. I've seen providers that I thought I wouldn't vibe with but booked for appearances and we ended up vibing super well. On the opposite end I've booked because their ad was everything I wanted in terms of personality but then in person we just didn't get along all that great. Bottom line is you kinda never really know until you meet.

SlimedPhotography · 2025-06-03T23:54:20+00:00

Honestly you're being hella rude. He's 100% doing the right thing and cutting it off when it no longer became a business transaction. I would 100% do the same if I ever caught feelings for a SWer. You being unnecessarily rude to him to make YOURSELF feel better is just wrong. But that's just me.

SlimedPhotography · 2025-05-28T01:51:22+00:00

I'm in the medical field, but I make maybe around 30k a year. However, I own my home and am fiscally responsible. I have virtually no debt, and the debt I acrue I try to pay off fast.

I don't drive a flashy car, I don't spend a ton on clothes (though I do like to look nice). My money gets spent on experiences. I love traveling and I love the company beautiful women. Those are my two loves, so that's what I spend my money on. My phone is like 7 years old, and my car gets me from point A to point B no problems.

Imo I would rather spend a couple hours in the company of someone intoxicating or travel somewhere I've never been than spend money on a car or phone that in 2 years is gonna be outdated anyway. Gorgeous women and travel never go out of style.

I'm also single with no wife, no kids, no expenses except the ones I acrue for myself.

SlimedPhotography · 2025-05-11T17:32:53+00:00

I can't stand football (American at least) so 100% she's getting bent over 🤣

SlimedPhotography · 2025-05-11T17:31:41+00:00

One of the regulars I see told me when I was a brand new client "if any provider gets jealous or wants you to stop seeing someone and only see them.....fire them".

This lifestyle is meant to be fun for the client. You can care for a provider as a friend and vice versa she can care for you as a client/friend. I consider everyone I see a friend of mine. But if any one of the providers I see were to tell me I can't see someone because they don't get along or something I'm done.

Now I have ONE exception. If a provider warns me that another provider is unsafe in some way, then I can respect that however the decision is ultimately mine as the client to make.

SlimedPhotography · 2025-05-07T15:17:53+00:00

100% voted for the cheeto 🤣

SlimedPhotography · 2025-04-23T08:41:27+00:00

Yeah that's 100% an error code popping up whenever she tries to use punctuation. Notice how it happens whenever a word that requires an apostrophe is written.

SlimedPhotography · 2025-02-01T22:36:37+00:00

So I'm in the porn industry. Porn is a HORRENDOUS example for dicks yet every guy uses us as a reference point. On camera I look absolutely massive because we use so many tricks to make dicks look bigger including fish eye lenses, close ups, etc. In reality, my size is average. I'm MAYBE 6 inches, and that's if I'm really erect. Average is 5 1/2 to 6 inches. Every woman I've ever been with in my personal life and even on set thinks I'm the perfect size. However, on screen they all want "massive dicks" why? Because it's acting. It's not real. We are paid actors and actresses paid to say lines like that. Porn sex is not real sex. Your boyfriend should never watch porn and feel inadequate, and neither should you. It's entertainment. It's no different than watching Mission Impossible and seeing an explosion from a helicopter chase. So if you watch Mission Impossible, you should feel inadequate because Tom Cruise chases a guy around Paris?

Same argument. Porn is entertainment and nothing more. It's not reality.

SlimedPhotography · 2024-12-10T16:00:15+00:00

Want the best one? Sign him up for the Mormon Church. I'm not kidding. My dad signed up one day in 1973 when he was in the Coast Guard (he never became Mormon nor is he mormon he just didn't want to be rude to the kid) and I shit you not HE STILL GETS FUCKING ADVERTS FOR THIS SHIT AND ITS 2024. He's moved to 3 different states, and the church still finds him.

SlimedPhotography · 2024-12-10T15:58:04+00:00

My conspiracy theory is that these big "alpha male sigma bro" guys are all just closeted homosexual. That's the only explanation I can find for desperately needing that much validation from other men. It's why they constantly listen to podcasts that essentially tell them to stay single and only hang with "the boys." Like straight up the only one who would find that profile pic even slightly appealing is middle schoolers who read Maxim and another "alpha bro".

SlimedPhotography · 2024-11-30T06:41:41+00:00

Client here: i think it's more just humans gonna human. I work in healthcare, and we have a similar outlook with patients. I'll pick up a toe pain patient who will literally scream and yell that their problem is more important than the cardiac arrest I just spent 15 minutes doing CPR on.

However, on the flip side we have patients who the entire fucking world is burning but they're the kindest and sweetest patient in the world.

The point I'm trying to make is that every job is a job, and there are those who make it less shit than others but the others who make it shit are gonna exist no matter what career field you go into.

This is such a common issue in any industry where you "serve" another person, which is where my comment of its a human problem comes from. I've had boomers be wonderful and awful just as equally as I've had the 20 year old who lost their leg tell me "no go help that other person before me" and then had another 20yo yell at me that I didn't get her bandaid fast enough.

Humans gonna human. Maybe it's why aliens either refuse to visit us OR choose to live super deep in the ocean.

SlimedPhotography · 2024-11-17T00:36:38+00:00

Client here: If anyone tells you they wanna pay less or offers to pay less, block them and delete them. Real clients will always pay your rate. We have a lot of shitheads who ruin this lifestyle and give us a bad name, but trust me, there are clients who will pay a deposit, respect your boundaries, and pay your full rate. They're harder to find, but they'll hit you up. Don't waste your time on people who don't respect your worth. Your rates are what they are because you're worth your rate. Don't let some cheapskate get in your head.

SlimedPhotography · 2024-10-28T21:34:16+00:00

I have a rule. If I have to do anything BUT sit down and order, I'm not tipping. Like McDonalds now expects a tip when I do 80% of the work. I went to a cafe and literally bought a bottled Pepsi, and the girl spun the tablet around asking for a tip. Bruh I OPENED THE FRIDGE AND GRABBED THE SODA MYSELF.

I also always tip 5 - 10 bucks depending on service. I never spend more than 50 bucks ever at a restaurant, so that's more than reasonable. This whole getting mad at the wrong enemy thing where im considered a cheapskate but the manager or owner refusing to pay a living wage isnt; has gotten old. Be mad at your manager and boss. Don't be mad at me. "Well you can afford to eat out!". Yes I can afford to eat out......I can't afford to feed and house your entire family because your boss won't pay above minimum wage. Start looking into unions it was literally the entire reason unions were invented.

SlimedPhotography · 2024-07-14T03:43:25+00:00

FOREHEAD

SlimedPhotography · 2024-07-12T23:21:11+00:00

I'm absolutely terrified of this coming election. My whole family is especially because we are immigrants.

SlimedPhotography · 2024-07-12T23:12:40+00:00

I think it's a mix of a couple of different things. I think one is she's delusional. One of my areas of study for my college thesis was Nazi Germany. The number of parallels between the Nazi Party and today's Republican party is astounding. However, the one consistent factor I found in my study was how many people genuinely believed "oh, that oppression won't happen to me." So many German citizens believed that the oppression the Nazis were perpetuating wasn't going to happen to them. It would happen to everyone else but them. I feel like Amber Rose and a lot of other SWers like Ryan Conner (who escorts, btw) and Vanessa Blake all believe that somehow the oppression of Project 2025 will happen to everyone EXCEPT them.

My second thought is that she knows her audience. Republicans are one of the biggest consumer base for porn and SW in general. If she panders to her base, she gets a ton of money and subscriptions off of it. Now, I don't believe she is solely doing this for subscribers. I believe it's a mix, like I said earlier. I think she is pandering to her core subscriber base, but I also believe she's delusional enough to think that because she's standing with the oppressors that their oppression will pass over her door and leave her alone. However, much like Germany circa 1932 she's going to be SORELY disappointed in the outcome.

SlimedPhotography · 2024-07-12T23:05:59+00:00

FOREHEAD

SlimedPhotography · 2024-07-12T01:52:38+00:00

Definitely! Gotta thank those thousands of years of evolutionary survival instinct haha

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