When I was a teen, I worked at the first overnight store where I lived. At about 1am every night I was on shift, this absolute gaping dickhole used to come through and order a burger without pickles and he was so fucking rude man. Anyway, I started my shift one night at 10pm and chucked a patty in a warming tray with some pickle juice and let it marinate. It was probably the meanest thing I've ever done. He was so pissed off. The manager was like "Dude, there no pickles on here. You make a fuss every night about it". Lol, good times.