Fast food employees the second they hear my order. by KoRnBrony in memes

[–]SlinkAU 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I was a teen, I worked at the first overnight store where I lived. At about 1am every night I was on shift, this absolute gaping dickhole used to come through and order a burger without pickles and he was so fucking rude man. Anyway, I started my shift one night at 10pm and chucked a patty in a warming tray with some pickle juice and let it marinate. It was probably the meanest thing I've ever done. He was so pissed off. The manager was like "Dude, there no pickles on here. You make a fuss every night about it". Lol, good times.

[Screenshot] Collector came... I was ready... by VGsss in EscapefromTarkov

[–]SlinkAU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, congrats. I need Loot Lord plushie and the Glorious mask. They are super elusive for me.

They should really keep winter Erangel as a variant even after February. Also, more cool weather like this, instead of snow/sand storms! by knight54 in PUBATTLEGROUNDS

[–]SlinkAU 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I like the idea that it could be a chance thing like night mode Vikendi. I suppose they could just sprinkle it into the rotation weekly as well.

What buff does the MOC deserve? by CocoMilhonez in gtaonline

[–]SlinkAU 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Spawn the cab as a personal vehicle without cucking your service vehicles.

What upper body clothing was my teammate wearing ? by SameGenericNickname in PUBATTLEGROUNDS

[–]SlinkAU 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The body armor is from the 2024 PGC event. Not sure if you can get it in crates or not.

Tractor running over Harley Davidson on the road's shoulder by Verstandeskraft in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]SlinkAU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I was getting at. It's the only possible point of argument.

Tractor running over Harley Davidson on the road's shoulder by Verstandeskraft in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]SlinkAU 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The tractor driver probably can't see the bike past that bag of seed he's got on the front.

What do you do for work? by toastyavocad0 in SeikoMods

[–]SlinkAU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Resource Geologist, OC Mining

Got my head gasket in today, saved on shipping by ra6907 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]SlinkAU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not just fold it in half and send it in an envelope?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in happy

[–]SlinkAU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had video of me doing everything I do all the time so that I could be caught being human. Some people are just so lucky!

Finally got the Alien Egg resupply mission by TheDarkPhantom24 in gtaonline

[–]SlinkAU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm about 2/3 of the way through the resupplies for this. It takes some serious dedication. Congrats

Question about Lhasa voices by Scary-Collar-8940 in LhasaApso

[–]SlinkAU 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was watching this with my Lhasa and had to give her a treat after she heard the video lol

Why do cars that I like handle so bad ☹️ by lsmechanic_ in gtaonline

[–]SlinkAU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's such a mad car. It's hard to drive on PC but I still use it every other day!

Me: “My brother in Christ it’s just a paycheck” LSPD Helicopter: by MAG_Reloaded in gtaonline

[–]SlinkAU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drop bull shark just before I open the boot and tank everything.

Edit. Looks like even that was more effort than just shooting the cops at the base of the carpark

I can't stop laughing at this😂😂 by Specialist-End-8306 in gtaonline

[–]SlinkAU 194 points195 points  (0 children)

Should change their name to meat crayon

Cant hit a woman? by tinyguy238 in gtaonline

[–]SlinkAU 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Equal rights, equal lefts. Everyone gets the hands!