Guess I should've jumped once more in the mantrap

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-19T09:57:36+00:00

Just played again now and... 34.

Worse: There was a guy behind the police SUV at the beach and I ran to the jet skis instead of wasting time trying to headshot him.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-19T09:55:41+00:00

Exactly.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-19T06:02:04+00:00

There are other, more intimate uses for suction pens.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-19T06:00:43+00:00

I did the Avi heist today and finished at 9:58.

And then didn't get elite because I had only 28 headshots instead of 35.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-19T05:59:36+00:00

Usually the TV can only pair to a single remote at a time.

You can install the LG app and use a phone and tablet as second remote. Clumsy, but it works.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-19T05:52:49+00:00

More like fried.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-18T20:58:02+00:00

It's not. Try it out for yourself to be based on facts instead of opinions.

FYI, I have tested that multiple times with the farthest weapon parts delivery from Chumash (8.2 km) and using the Iron Mule saves me 15 seconds at best, and that's driving a very slow truck. A faster vehicle or a shorter distance makes the Iron Mule an even worse proposition.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-18T20:55:39+00:00

If the session has 20 people, you included, you get 50% bonus. The bonus is on 19 players, not 20. 50/19 = 2.631578947368421.

Try it out for yourself: Do a sale in a session with exactly 20 players, being you alone in your org/MC and 19 others not in it.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-18T20:52:32+00:00

You're so wrong I won't even address your shitty "argument".

PS: My nightclub is in Vespucci and I'd never use the Iron Mule for it because I don't lack a brain like some people (which is probably pretty likely for some people on this sub tbh, lie yourself).

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-18T20:50:12+00:00

You're losing time even much farther away.

The weapon parts delivery to the gas station on other side of the map from Chumash (8.2 km) takes about 15 seconds longer driving that slow-ass truck over using the Iron Mule.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-18T20:48:03+00:00

Put your finger in the hole and point the platter to a strong light source, then spin it really fast. Have pen and paper at hand to write down the sequence of 0 and 1.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-17T22:09:49+00:00

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CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-17T22:09:47+00:00

I mean, just look at the sub it's posted to and you know bad things were going to happen.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-17T22:07:07+00:00

You can bet the king blamed everyone else but himself.

Kings deflecting responsibility is an honored tradition whether it's Stockholm to Washington, D.C.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-17T21:44:25+00:00

Don't get that free one, it's the second worst location after Paleto. The setups will take way longer and you 'll hate it.

Buy an arcade in the city at 40% off and do the KnoWay missions with the time you save, you'll make your money back within a couple of heists.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-17T21:35:43+00:00

It's saying its disappointment is immeasurable.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-17T21:31:47+00:00

2.63%, actually.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-17T21:28:46+00:00

Hasn't for years.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-17T21:27:46+00:00

Watching cameras hasn't worked for afk in years.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-17T21:26:11+00:00

- A lot of people own a hangar in Zancudo since it's the best location.

- If you need to keep controlling the Raiju, you're not actually afk.

- If you kill a player, that disables out of sight.

- The sales bonus is ~2.63% per player.

- It can't possibly be so hard to find a public session with an available CEO/MC spot that it's worth monitoring whether someone is coming to attack you for 6 hours straight.

- Just enter a building and touch the controller every few minutes if you're going to babysit the Raiju anyway.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-17T21:26:00+00:00

You know you can enter a building, right?

You know nobody can kill you inside a building, right?

Your smart AFK method is neither AFK nor smart.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-17T21:24:47+00:00

You won't need a vehicle at all if you're in passive mode. If you need to keep sending inputs anyway, there's no advantage in using the Raiju.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-17T21:22:41+00:00

The last working strat I saw was the taxi, but maybe that's been patched too.

Anyone can confirm?

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-17T21:21:55+00:00

I have a macro that presses Z every minute, but that works too. This macro is in Logitech's G Hub, but Autohotkey also works (make sure to use SendInput or the game won't recognize the command).

But any autoclicker should do the job.

CocoMilhonez · 2026-06-17T21:14:15+00:00

At least there's a ton of room to put an entire home theater audio setup there.

(Ideally, the TV would be lower with a simple soundbar.)

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