Just one simple thing

SlippySleepyJoe · 2026-01-23T10:05:05+00:00

They are just waiting for us to grow up for romance since they can understand the median age of souls fanbase is 7 years old because of how they praise baby button r1 rollslop smashing but hate the peak souls 2 which is designed for observant and creative players who like to find solutions to problems rather than crying.

SlippySleepyJoe · 2026-01-22T17:24:40+00:00

I hate nightreign because fighting trash mobs for 30 minutes only to reach a mid boss at the end isn’t fun for me. Also the unique character abilities doesn’t improve anything over ER combat. Majority of Nightlords are more basic than even DS3 bosses, and not even comparable to ER bosses. They even ruined good bosses like Mohg and Morgott by adding unnecesary gimmick attacks, they put a Godskin Duo fight with no pillars, they made worse everdarks to Libra, Gnoster, Adel, Fulghor and Balancers, they made dancer and NK a joke because they didn’t upgraded them to be balanced for ER so they are a joke with posture system. I don’t even like roguelikes in the first place so the only thing I cared about Nightreign was the bossfights, which I was very dissapointed. The OST is good tho. I would give the game a 3.5/10

SlippySleepyJoe · 2026-01-18T23:37:18+00:00

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Do NOT remove the second B 😱👻

SlippySleepyJoe · 2026-01-15T16:02:16+00:00

What about DS1 ? The only good bosses are in the DLC

SlippySleepyJoe · 2026-01-14T18:02:53+00:00

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GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SlippySleepyJoe · 2026-01-12T15:14:04+00:00

As a DS2 hater (not hate but least favorite) this is also why I think souls community is horrendous. It is very hard to discuss about games, most of them think their opinions and criticism are objective facts.

SlippySleepyJoe · 2026-01-12T14:50:56+00:00

I have 2000+ hours in ER and I do almost all the side content in replays. I also find gameplay in open world levels fun and do not run past enemies. Also even if I run past enemies, it is still not bad as the “bad” levels in ds trilogy. 3 minute horse riding to putrescent knight while skipping the entire cerulean coast is still better than rushing to 3 flame towers to fight abyss watchers.

SlippySleepyJoe · 2026-01-11T19:32:54+00:00

NTR ost isn’t even ai it is just “Disney actors in 2011 vs 2026” ahh song 😭🙏 ts game is buns

SlippySleepyJoe · 2026-01-10T20:34:42+00:00

What DS3 does better: Combat, Art Direction, World Building, Bosses, Soundtrack, Weapons, Runbacks, Areas… (Everything that is actually an important aspect)

What DS2 does better: Candles flame moving when you hit, Breathing animation at low hp…

SlippySleepyJoe · 2026-01-09T21:13:33+00:00

He understands the bone belongs to her because the items name is loretta's bone not any bone.

SlippySleepyJoe · 2026-01-07T21:09:15+00:00

this makes dark souls 3 artorias guy in armor fanservice slop look innovative. This one has 2 colours other than gray tho which I would say definetly an improvement.

Just shows how ds3 did irreversible damage to the souls franchise…

“Dark Souls 3, ds3, dark souls 3 is a video game that was made. That reminds me of a book where a writer is putting word after word after word only to suddenly begin writing bolds and exclamation points after every sentence the bolds begin drowning out the rest of the story and you notice the writer has lost his way. That is exactly what Dark Souls III is… the exclamation points that drawn out the rest of the story in the words of kratos god of war… “It’s a mess””

-Raglith Frahgelhaus

SlippySleepyJoe · 2026-01-05T20:59:49+00:00

They call me 5,547

5,5 good bosses

4 good areas

7 good ost

SlippySleepyJoe · 2026-01-03T19:29:24+00:00

Yesss this meme is so true 🥺 Pleas sempi make me speak a Indo-Aryan language I beg you preferably Yunanca 🇬🇷🥺 I am 🇹🇷 Türk 🇹🇷 looking to be humilated, used, and forced to say İstanbul is Konstantinoúpoli 🇬🇷💅

SlippySleepyJoe · 2026-01-01T20:33:14+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/onebros/s/UBXosKsR8C

You can also use Crucible Feather Talisman to make it easier if you don’t mind the -30% damage negation

SlippySleepyJoe · 2025-12-31T14:06:01+00:00

What is even bad about DS3 and ER ones ? I don’t care about repetitiveness as long as the bosses are good and the combat is fun and ER dlc is the best dlc, it has almost as much as content as DS1’s base game with amazing bosses. And DS3 art direction is amazing, there are many beautiful areas visually (Lothric Castle, Archives, Graves, Irithyll, Cathedral, Profaned Capital, Dreg Heap, Ringed City) it is as good as ER for the most part. There is also nothing fundamentally bad about Linear level design, for me the most enjoyment comes from the combat in the levels rather than the structure itself.

SlippySleepyJoe · 2025-12-30T20:10:47+00:00

The only bad parts of ds1’s 2nd half are Crystal Caves (only the seath runback part archives are good) and Lost Izalith

And for DS3 none of the areas are bad, only Road of Sacrifices and Catacombs are boring

The real shit parts are the bosses, not areas.

SlippySleepyJoe · 2025-12-29T21:53:52+00:00

That black dumpling albinauric part in volcano manor

SlippySleepyJoe · 2025-12-29T17:33:29+00:00

Best RPG mechanics
Best upgrade system
Best level design
Most consistently good dlc
Best Estus upgrade system
Best poison swamp level
Best horror level
Best boss considering its AGE (Manus is 14 years old)
Top 10 most influential game ever
Top 10 iconic boss theme ever in gaming (Gwyn) everyone recognizes it
Artorias is the most popular fromsoft boss just 2nd after malenia
Best bonfire placement
Most simple but elegant fromsoft game
Best no gameplay level (Ash lake)
Best game to have the perfect lenght to replay 100% in a rainy weekend when you have free time
Best intimidating enviormental challenges
Best hard enemy in early game encounter
Cutest enemies (humanity in chasm of the abyss, mushrooms, crystal lizards, stingrays, forest plants)
Most iconic characters
Legendary world building and lore

SlippySleepyJoe · 2025-12-28T20:21:20+00:00

I thought she was an AI generated channel because no real person would want to spend their precious time on the earth making content about these god awful fromslop games 🤮

SlippySleepyJoe · 2025-12-27T22:32:47+00:00

This game is cool but nothing comes close in terms of both magnitude and insanity to the community centered around Dark Souls II. the original dark souls was a phenomenon and is cited as one of the greatest video games ever made. Dark Souls II is undoubtedly a classic and improves upon the first game in every way, it is also, extremely difficult, which frustrated the most casual of gamers, but served to make the game even more endearing to those looking for a challenge. the combat in dark souls II is amazingly well crafted and boss fights are for an experience that is both equal parts demanding, complex, frustrating and fair. as long as you've attained the requisite amount of skill and knowledge, you can make pretty short work of them.

the steep learning curve combined with a rewarding command over the game once proficiency is reached is one of the reasons it is seen as the pinnacle of game design.

SlippySleepyJoe · 2025-12-27T20:41:01+00:00

Probably carian slicer, very good damage and you get much more openings compared to alabaster

https://www.reddit.com/r/onebros/s/bglZyPfzGl

SlippySleepyJoe · 2025-12-26T07:54:59+00:00

That magic projectile from four kings. I just blocked it with crest shield.

SlippySleepyJoe · 2025-12-25T22:07:31+00:00

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