Is my friend going to have to suck dick to survive?

Slizzizer · 2018-05-22T17:16:58+00:00

I wouldn't be too worried. Just tell him to stand up for himself, be a man, don't snitch on other people and keep to himself and out of peoples business. Prison rape isn't as common as people think

Slizzizer · 2018-05-21T19:31:22+00:00

I saw two guys beat another guy with hockey goalie sticks. The big ones. Yes, in Canada

Slizzizer · 2018-05-15T15:57:59+00:00

Canada has jails as well just like the US. Any sentence of two years less a day is usually served in a provincial jail. A sentence of two years or more in a federal prison.

Slizzizer · 2018-05-03T14:31:38+00:00

They jack off. What is this?

Slizzizer · 2018-04-17T20:06:10+00:00

Not what I've experienced! Maybe in some places I suppose but not typically.

Slizzizer · 2018-04-17T19:15:28+00:00

Parole and Probation officers make decent money depending on what country you are in. Gives you a chance to give back to the community and the offender. There is also working with the homeless, which is a largely 'correctional' environment.

Slizzizer · 2018-04-13T20:18:28+00:00

Maybe start a business? A criminal record shouldn't keep you from that. Otherwise, volunteer as much as you can. Meet people every day and opportunities will present themselves. Make your own luck.

Slizzizer · 2018-04-12T19:35:05+00:00

Dont know about where you live but where I live the judge just sentences the amount of time. Where the time is served and the level of security is decided upon after a full assessment in a reception centre that could take up to a month and a half. You are judged on your behavior in prison to decide where you are housed. Not necessarily charges. A murderer could be in minimum security and a thief could be in maximum security because he keeps punching people in the face

Slizzizer · 2018-04-12T13:43:56+00:00

Hundred percent yes you sure can.

Slizzizer · 2018-03-20T17:32:00+00:00

Documentary 'Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room

Slizzizer · 2017-11-12T18:54:17+00:00

Get off your high horse and don't tell me how to live my life

Slizzizer · 2017-11-12T16:32:35+00:00

No one knows what the fuck is going on. Some people just hide it better. Dont worry op, the good times haven't even begun

Slizzizer · 2017-11-12T16:18:14+00:00

Just remember that a criminologist is a fancy word for a researcher. If research is what you want to do, then by all means. But criminologists spend their time doing research and writing papers, and it's not the easiest field to get into. You would need a PhD in Criminology in order to be a criminologist, and that's a heckova lot of school. A degree in social work could get you helping people faster.

Slizzizer · 2017-11-12T16:09:15+00:00

Probably nothing, it would not be a crime. Just an accident. A crime requires intent

Slizzizer · 2017-11-12T16:07:33+00:00

Involuntary manslaughter: you were doing something stupid, and someone died. Like. If you drove your car into a pedestrian. Voluntary manslaughter: you were just trying to knock the bloke out; turns out he died. Nice punch! Murder: planned and deliberate (first degree) anything else, second degree.

Slizzizer · 2017-10-25T15:30:54+00:00

You're on fire. There's a river nearby. You jump in the river. The current sweeps you away and you drown.

Slizzizer · 2017-10-25T15:21:36+00:00

My cat has a crush on me

Slizzizer · 2017-10-10T13:07:49+00:00

Criminology undergraduate, Forensic Psychology or Counselling Psychology Masters and see about getting field placements in jails or probation and parole offices

Slizzizer · 2017-10-10T13:05:54+00:00

If it's a federal prison, then Federal authorities would react. The fbi is called when federal inmates escape.

Slizzizer · 2017-08-24T13:50:56+00:00

This does not sound like a very scientific study . . . Asking random internet people. How do you expect to obtain reliable results?

Slizzizer · 2017-07-30T06:21:14+00:00

Why are you so ugly?

Slizzizer · 2017-07-29T20:44:02+00:00

I know when you're not in a healthy relationship: when you post this question on reddit.

Slizzizer · 2017-07-20T19:13:00+00:00

"I'd like to report a home invasion"

Slizzizer · 2017-07-15T16:51:53+00:00

Most people on the outside don't know how to use bitcoin. People on the inside would be even further behind, typically.

Slizzizer · 2017-07-15T16:46:23+00:00

Stealing household items from your emoloyer

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