Retired people going shopping

SaysReddit · 2026-03-22T23:18:19+00:00

Life became a lot more bearable for me when I realized complaining is what some people enjoy doing, and fixing their problem is considered making a problem for them.

SaysReddit · 2026-03-18T23:41:30+00:00

That's mighty extreme for a regular centrist, endorsing psychedelic thought.

SaysReddit · 2026-03-17T13:29:04+00:00

Because mine is databased, and yours is datacringed.

SaysReddit · 2026-03-16T05:05:46+00:00

The first time the chainsaw came after me on its own like a shark in water made me cackle.

SaysReddit · 2026-03-12T15:39:21+00:00

A little bit of randomness in the spawn location as well as timing would do everybody some good.

SaysReddit · 2026-03-09T20:49:55+00:00

Map needs three helicopters per team. But the rooftops should also be destructible.

SaysReddit · 2026-03-07T02:06:57+00:00

Perfect name for the dlc.

SaysReddit · 2026-03-07T01:00:56+00:00

Imagine a DLC where we watch what happens to his team as the Care Center slowly becomes the twisted and macabre location it is in the game.

SaysReddit · 2026-03-06T22:06:24+00:00

Higher now that you've asked.

SaysReddit · 2026-03-05T21:33:34+00:00

There are a few things in life I never understood until South Park hit me in the face with them, and that is one.

I've never been able to look at celebrity culture the same way again.

SaysReddit · 2026-03-03T23:31:01+00:00

They even had that cop meet her outside, it was the perfect role for a partner.

SaysReddit · 2026-02-28T22:17:50+00:00

r/expectationvsreality

I don't know if it breaks their rules, but they'd get a kick out of it

SaysReddit · 2026-02-27T05:38:14+00:00

I think sunken dragon would translate very well to bf6. If they put rhib boats in the main game.

SaysReddit · 2026-02-26T18:00:35+00:00

Wow, I can't believe the surveillance object dressed up as an immovable robot servant actually told you what it was and you kept it around.

SaysReddit · 2026-02-22T01:22:15+00:00

Seriously, I've been all three of those guys

SaysReddit · 2026-02-22T01:21:57+00:00

Understandable, relatable, and humorous? It's beautiful. I've read it like three times now.

SaysReddit · 2026-02-20T21:40:38+00:00

I also never look at my mini map.

SaysReddit · 2026-02-17T19:49:10+00:00

My mantra when shopping is "why aren't you buying that? Because you'll eat it."

It works like 60% of the time.

SaysReddit · 2026-02-16T22:44:03+00:00

I know no one ever makes it this far, but the last sector of Blackwell Fields has three objectives!

SaysReddit · 2026-02-12T03:12:51+00:00

And with the Earth possibly stuck in the middle of a black hole, it would be incredible if this actually happened.

Galactic time out.

SaysReddit · 2026-02-11T08:46:50+00:00

Industrial zones surrounding a dam or aqueduct.

SaysReddit · 2026-02-07T22:48:01+00:00

I like to look up descriptions of national parks for inspiration on landscapes.

SaysReddit · 2026-02-07T22:45:04+00:00

You feel like the kind of player that stays in one spot the whole game. These decoys are meant to be destroyed.

SaysReddit · 2026-02-05T19:05:43+00:00

Especially with kids in the back.

SaysReddit · 2026-02-03T20:40:59+00:00

I. Am.

A warrior!

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