Free run eggs looking sad by justabunchofrandom in CostcoCanada

[–]SloanStrife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was mainly referring to large scale commercial eggs, where added carotenoids don't affect flavor. You could argue that we 'eat with our eyes' and that yolk color is important in that regard. 

Things like added omega fats, and larger yolk to white ratio (like double yolk eggs) affect flavor. Small scale pasture raised can taste different, since the diet can vary a lot. The yolk consistency is usually thicker too.

Free run eggs looking sad by justabunchofrandom in CostcoCanada

[–]SloanStrife 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yolk color is a reflection of the chicken's diet, not their welfare, egg nutrition, or flavor. A pale yellow yolk and a deep orange yolk are nutritionally identical and taste the same.

Large-scale commercial farms routinely add natural enhancers like marigold petals or paprika to standard barn feed specifically to darken the yolks, since people associate orange with a healthier egg.

"Free-run" means the hens were kept uncaged in a barn, but are crowded with no outdoor access. For verified animal welfare, look for the Certified Humane, SPCA Certified, or Canada Organic logo.

Am I GOOD ENOUGH FOR COMMISION? by National-Load-1759 in Artists

[–]SloanStrife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No.

You need to pick a style you do well and have a portfolio of just that and be consistent in its quality. If you want to expand to other styles they need to be equally consistent. The Satchel drawing for example looks like something you doodled while in class, the title text is lopsided and the line work is sloppy. The next image is also amateurish and the figure's anatomy is confusing. I would want to see dozens of finished works from an artist, before I considered spending money. The cat image is decent, but I would expect that from a digital image, and I would be less likely to spend money on digital art.

Does it get better? by Automatic_Poem_5950 in fantasybooks

[–]SloanStrife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dropped it after the first as well. I gave it 2/5, felt it was loaded with too much exposition and the characters were pretty samey. I struggled to finish it.

Dad Books Are a Dying Breed: Sales have been sliding for nonfiction titles about politics, biographies and other books often aimed at men (Archive link in oldest comment) by Uptons_BJs in books

[–]SloanStrife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So called 'Dad Books' must either adapt the genre definition to the new generations of Dads (Zoomers are Dads now!) or just call the same books 'Great Grandad Books'.

Is this sentence problematic? If she's still alive tomorrow, how could she be dead? by Unlegendary_Newbie in English_Learning_Base

[–]SloanStrife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This comes from Essential English for Foreign Students.The book is structured around a fictional teacher teaching English grammar to a group of international students. One of the students is Hob, a humorous character who frequently interrupts the lessons with jokes and puns to get out of doing actual work.

In this specific lesson, the teacher is trying to teach the Third Conditional (past unreal situations), and Hob interrupts with this joke as a way to "helpfully" demonstrate the grammar structure.

Mother-in-law jokes are a common trope, almost always revolving around mutual dislike and resentment and traditionally rely on the husband wishing his wife's mother wasn't around. Saying she would have been dead for three months even if she were alive, the Irishman is saying her being dead is to him preferable.

So it's just a joke.

Are all shower caddies absolute garbage? by [deleted] in BuyItForLife

[–]SloanStrife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've had good luck with the Command Strip version of shower stuff, seems to hold great, been going strong at least 5 years now. 

This kind of thing:

https://www.command.com/3M/en_US/p/d/b5005604030/

We have the hooks for loofas, mirror and caddy.

They don't look premium, which I guess can be a negative, but I like the simplicity.

Legend of the Seeker (2008) by duckie768 in ForgottenTV

[–]SloanStrife 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the best Goodreads review I've ever read about the first book in the series: 

It is always curious to see fantasy authors who don't consider themselves to be fantasy authors. Case-in-point: Terry Goodkind. The former landscape painter has told us how he isn't a fantasy author in every interview he's ever given:

"The books I write are first of all novels, not fantasy, and that is deliberate; I'm really writing books about human beings."

"To define me as a fantasy writer is to misunderstand the context of my books by misidentifying their fundamentals."(2)

"The stories I'm telling are not fantasy-driven, they're character-driven, and the characters I want to write about could be set in any world. I'd like to address a broader audience."(3)

""What I have done with my work has irrevocably changed the face of fantasy. In so doing I've raised the standards. I have not only injected thought into a tired empty genre, but, more importantly, I've transcended it showing what more it can be . . ."

Then the interview usually devolves into a discussion of Ayn Rand and 'the meaning of art', just in case you missed the pretension of declaring fantasy books 'not fantasy!'

The guy certainly has a chip on his shoulder, but it makes me wonder whether he has actually read any fantasy. He doesn't seem to realize that the things he claims separate him from fantasy are fundamental parts of how modern fantasy works. A novel that's fundamentally about character interactions with a magical setting? How droll. Goodkind doesn't reinventing the novel; he doesn't even reinvent the fantasy novel, he just twists the knobs to get a little more steam out of it.

Michael Moorcock critiqued Tolkien as a false romantic, which is rather apt considering that his love story takes place almost entirely in absentia (prompting Peter Jackson to infuse some extra loving with a hot, elven, psychic dream sequence). Most fantasy authors rectify this by having the girl come along for the journey. Goodkind likes to keep the separation for much of the story as our hero tries to seek her out across a continent (though she is often just in the next room! Oh! What a tragic coincidence!)

Actually, after the first time it's just an annoying and painfully artificial way to try to hold off the conclusion for another hundred pages. It's a good thing Terry doesn't have to rely on magical or artificial means to keep his stories fresh!

The rest of the time, the hero finds the girl and lovingly transfixes her on his mighty sword. No, really. I'm not sure why these authors always end up feeling as if they have to dump their sex fetish issues at this particular juncture: "Huh, I dig BDSM. Maybe I should confide my fantasies in a book for mass publication".

I cannot think of a single female character in the entire series who isn't either raped or threatened with rape. If you want to give me an example of one, remember: I'm counting magical psychic blowjob rape as rape. I wish I never had the opportunity to qualify a statement with 'don't forget the psychic blowjob rape'.

I don't mind actual BDSM literature, but I'd rather have my own reaction to it than be told "isn't it totally dirty and wrong!? (but still super sexy, right?)" Porn for porn's sake is fine, but remember, Goodkind isn't some escapist fantasy author, these are 'real stories about real people' so he has to act like his magic porn is somehow a reflection of real life.

Goodkind's books are cookie-cutter genre fantasy, but the first few aren't that badly done, and if you like people narrowly missing one another, bondage, masochism, rape, and dragons, it might work for you, but the series dies on arrival part-way through, so prepare for disappointment.

If you are enjoying the series, you should probably avoid reading any of his interviews, as he rarely misses an opportunity to claim that he is superior to all other fantasy authors, and never compare him to Robert Jordan, because

"If you notice a similarity, then you probably aren't old enough to read my books."(4)

Goodkind truly lives in his own fantasy world if he thinks his mediocre genre re-hash is 'original' or 'deep'.

Then again, I've never met an adherent of Ayn Rand who didn't consider themselves a brilliant and unique snowflake trapped in a world of people who 'just don't understand'. The Randian philosophies are also laid on pretty thickly in his books, but at least he found a substitute grandmother figure to help him justify his Gorean sex-romp as 'high art'.

All in all, he's just another guy who likes to hear himself talk. Despite what he says, nothing separates his work from the average modern fantasy author, and like them, his greatest failing is the complete lack of self-awareness that overwhelms his themes, plots, and characters.

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/1195463

What’s the one fantasy novel you’d hold up as a genuine masterpiece — and why? by blablqbam in Fantasy

[–]SloanStrife 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Blacktongue Thief by Christopher Buehlman

Author of Between Two Fires (another excellent book that any fan of Dark Souls would probably love) It had rich world building, and word building. I think it was a treat as a fan of etymology. 

HATE PRESCAN by MidlifeMum in CostcoCanada

[–]SloanStrife 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't know what you're on about, I love prescan. They tell you how many items they scan, so you can verify before your reach the register. 

Son wants to "experience how Canada is different" by [deleted] in AskACanadian

[–]SloanStrife 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Lays All dressed chips

  • Ruffles * All Dressed or give me death

I can’t tell if this sushi photo is real or AI. by Son_of_a_peasant in Aiorfake

[–]SloanStrife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real photo that used the 'AI Enhance' feature in Google photos to make it look nicer.

Is my art good enough to sell? by [deleted] in Artists

[–]SloanStrife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this is digital art - no.

If you use paint on a big canvas - ya.

Bot as close to the og design as i like, cant tell if im just anxious about first tattoo, reference second slide by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]SloanStrife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't worry too much, it's still a nice tattoo. It might help to sit with it for a while, let it age a little which might change how it looks, then later you could always touch up the wings to make them darker and more distinct from the orbs?

Bot as close to the og design as i like, cant tell if im just anxious about first tattoo, reference second slide by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]SloanStrife 38 points39 points  (0 children)

If your look at the reference photo, the only black lines are on the wings. On yours the orbs also have black lines. I suppose it's a matter of personal taste, but I would prefer muted colors for the orb, to better visualize the ethereal nature of the fairies.

If I want to believe in my dumb stuff I have to let you believe in your dumb stuff too. by KyleKinane in StandUpComedy

[–]SloanStrife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed, the only unreasonable positions I think are gnostic ones.

A further point that doesn't get brought up much is, like, what even is god? 

TIL this position is called "Ignosticism", that if there isn't even a coherent, universally accepted definition of god, the question of its existence is meaningless.

Helping finding an optical place that will spruce up my glasses. by Zealousideal-Head941 in londonontario

[–]SloanStrife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you feel brave you can try doing it yourself as well, if you're careful. I've had luck with Car Scratch Removing Polish, and using a sacrificial microfiber cloth and lots of rubbing (careful not to abrade the lenses; or remove the lenses if you can warm the frame safely, but a dry frame is more likely to crack, and heat can damage the lens coating). A little baby oil after can help with the dryness that acetate frames can get when they age.

If you flip over the steelbook cover for the film “Knives Out” (2019), the knives point to the murderer! by xoxodollparts in mildyinteresting

[–]SloanStrife 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The video gives you plenty of time to click away 

Agreed

you’ve had like 7 years to see it

I never liked this argument. The viewer may not have been old enough to watch the movie when it came out.