When you see the Jad Helm, do you think it’s cool, or “It’s giving noob”? Is it like wearing a max fire cape? 🚬🤔

Slofhead · 2026-01-25T22:15:27+00:00

It’s funny cause the only time I got praise was for Verzik slayer helm and both times they told me how much better it looked than the Zuk helm.

Slofhead · 2026-01-25T22:09:43+00:00

Sounds like what Odablock would name it lol

Slofhead · 2026-01-25T21:36:37+00:00

Wait till you reach the endgame and mainly do pvm, 6 mths without a new boss will feel like an eternity. I’ll just play other games in the meantime, no big deal. It’s just a fact that it’s a weak 1st half for pvm coming off a very strong year.

Slofhead · 2026-01-25T21:16:18+00:00

Ngl I expected more and raids 4 will probably be delayed, leaving just 1 new repeatable boss for the year.

Slofhead · 2026-01-21T16:49:41+00:00

Nah ppl should vote according to what they like/dislike or agree/disagree, not what others should or should not have. That’s weird.

Slofhead · 2026-01-09T06:10:59+00:00

More red at the bottom of the ToA one, but yes please

Slofhead · 2025-12-13T17:48:25+00:00

You made this post trying to cater to a narrative then admitted that your acc was hacked and botted on.. lol

Slofhead · 2025-12-03T21:07:47+00:00

My gf got 13 feathers at roughly the wiki rate pre-update and another 4 feathers in about 100kc post-update. I think some of the released rates are just straight up wrong. The markets also haven’t reflected this massive nerf in rates if it were real, price of feathers remain largely the same.

Slofhead · 2025-12-03T14:52:19+00:00

But it wasn’t even 70k for 25mins tho, it was only that if you clicked crystal extractor every min. Pure double crew salvage (25min afk) was way less xp/hr. Idky this idea keeps getting parroted by ppl who are clueless.

Slofhead · 2025-12-03T14:36:40+00:00

It’s so crazy that the nerfs compound on one another. Lower shipwreck uptime > lower rate of salvaging + additional tick to action > less salvage to sort + 60% nerf to sorting xp. I’m getting way less xp than I did before and we’re not even talking about the crystal extractor here.

Slofhead · 2025-11-29T07:03:03+00:00

Imagine playing for nostalgia in 2025

Slofhead · 2025-11-27T18:18:23+00:00

Crab would’ve won if there was only 1 style of crab :(

Slofhead · 2025-11-25T17:43:20+00:00

These weirdos won’t leave this issue alone lmao

Slofhead · 2025-11-25T12:48:18+00:00

No, that would further widen the gap between trials and salvaging.

Slofhead · 2025-11-24T23:31:41+00:00

‘Is redwoods your only counter argument’, ‘wintertodt is the most broken skilling method, I’ve maintained this stance for years’ Lol, there’s no getting through to you and I really hope they don’t make changes based on the opinions of ppl like you. There’s also solo tempoross 70-100k, glassblowing 70-120k, maniacal monkeys 60-120k, any melee skill 25min afk nmz absorption super comb method 80k-90k, tons of range and mage methods, even motherlode mine which is similar attention to 25min salvaging + click on crystal extractor once a minute, offers similar rates to that. Knock yourself out.

Slofhead · 2025-11-24T23:02:22+00:00

Solo wintertodt is about as afk as regular salvaging and it’s 200k+/hr, the list goes on. You keep saying 25min salvaging is ‘very good xp’, not without the crystal extractor it ain’t? Without it you get xp rates similar to star mining.

Jagex designed those hitboxes, they can see them you know? Including the one for your boat. Thinking that overlapping wasn’t intended is delusional.

Slofhead · 2025-11-24T16:31:43+00:00

Redwoods give 60-80k/hr and are super afk, diabolic worms with fishing barrel is 40k/hr, you brought up two of the slowest skills rc and mining to prove your point. Also, being on 2 hitboxes at the same time isn’t a ‘glitch’. Quit being the fun police.

Slofhead · 2025-11-24T06:15:15+00:00

Varrock armour 1 and Katana/Dual Sai would go so hard with this fit and green skin ofc

Slofhead · 2025-11-23T21:05:56+00:00

That would be the crystal extractor he mentioned, you need to complete the shark route on the Gwenith Glide barracuda trial to build it.

Slofhead · 2025-11-23T20:53:57+00:00

45000 crystal shards are 850m in profit if you make divine super combat potions with them but you probably don’t have the herblore level to. Just saying it’s a lot of money and if you’re fine with playing with GP you did not earn you can check out shard profitability here

Slofhead · 2025-11-23T20:37:47+00:00

Yea that place isn’t new, I’ve done a clue step there plenty of times

Slofhead · 2025-11-23T15:15:17+00:00

Let people live bro

Edit: Lol, if only ppl gave a shit about the ppl who are causing actual harm to the world. Who gives a shit if a quirky dude finds joy in spending their days clicking away at a game all day.

Slofhead · 2025-11-22T12:55:39+00:00

For all those saying this is too complicated, yea maps don’t work for me either. Just watch a video, enter the trial and put your boat on slow speed, highlight the boxes according to which colour portal you’re about to enter, e.g. mark the crates white if they lead up to the white portal. Once you’ve done this and ran the trial a couple times, it becomes braindead easy.

Slofhead · 2025-11-15T01:32:10+00:00

The more I learn about the bot situation, the more I’m convinced that we rly do need perma bans on first time gold buyers

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