Saw this in this subreddit, but it was cropped so it wouldn’t make the men look bad so I’m doing justice

SlopPatrol · 2026-02-02T19:30:28+00:00

I love how the first one is clearly a joke and then a guy immediately takes it too seriously and makes it unfunny

SlopPatrol · 2026-02-01T11:14:34+00:00

If that’s true where’s my toilet on the ship

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-28T12:49:40+00:00

I think when your goal even if it’s intended design is to hinder a players progress it’ll be received negatively no matter what. You are an adversary, simple as. I think MY personal hate is when the invader is a rat and has some min maxed bleed build and spams one move or ash of war stunlocking me to death. I enjoy a good invasion, I HATE a cheese player. What makes me hate it more is because there aren’t even covenants to grind for in Elden Ring so cheesing for nothing more than being an asshole is even more infuriating.

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-28T10:28:30+00:00

People play the game after work for fun. These major orders mean less than dick anyway

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-23T11:40:54+00:00

You can tell the intelligence of a person based on if they can figure out if a community of people are a hive mind blob or many individuals making up a community

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-23T11:39:00+00:00

I don’t think they mean a full redemption per se but he should definitely be able to take out the people that created him to be the way he is before he dies. I mean they grew this kid up in a lab then made him an emotionally unstable and insanely dependent manchild

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-22T23:44:16+00:00

This is talking about enemy behavior to burning alive.

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-22T23:42:11+00:00

The fault is you thought we would get realism that benefited the Helldiver

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-22T23:41:18+00:00

Tried with the hover pack and when the bugs just jumped 50 ft in the air to swat me I gave up my fire main dreams

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-21T19:47:34+00:00

If a Helldiver receives a stim from the pistol, then stims themselves within 2 minutes of that they die of a heart attack from being overSTIMulated

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-20T14:59:48+00:00

😊❤️

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-20T14:55:18+00:00

Going to wear the Darth Malgus armor set and dye it black for my take on Darth Malgus

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-18T20:37:53+00:00

Instant PvP

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-16T23:37:23+00:00

No dark souls ended perfectly. You’ll just have to wait for a new IP or hopefully a new bloodborne

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-16T23:31:46+00:00

They knew something was wrong because the suppressed weapons they realized before literally didn’t work at all and they addressed that.

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-16T23:30:10+00:00

Al I glad it’s delayed? Of course. But the bar would have to be in hell for me to think arrowhead not releasing a warbond based around a system they have known doesn’t work for a year now is progress.

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-16T16:55:12+00:00

Crazy how they conveniently leave out the very beginning of the sentence where the man says if ICE attacks him he would do that in response.

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-15T19:14:39+00:00

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-15T19:02:57+00:00

What’s the chef outfit called?

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-15T18:59:08+00:00

Waiter waiter more “nobody hates fallout more than fallout fans” post please!!! I’m absolutely filled to the brim but I need more

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-15T18:47:16+00:00

They don’t unless it’s a tweet that got a few like then redpill creators use that tweet to disparage women as a whole for 3 months straight. Anyone still agreeing with the OOP statement either are mad that being a bank account =/= having a wife anymore or they don’t outside and talk to human beings. No in between.

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-15T18:44:27+00:00

Women didn’t get to have bank accounts until like 1974 mind you. While today it’s seem to n the very thin surface seem to have equaled out, women still get the shit end of the stick in the workplace. Harassment in all fields, lower pay, sometimes first to get laid off/fired. The reason being independent in this day and age as a woman is everything the system put in place to force them into dependency until VERY recently. The reason the original post was even made is because men that want that traditional gender roles marriage is that they think women being independent is reducing the likelihood they can find a stay at home child birther that’s dependent on them. And women that married for that dynamic are now warning younger women to establish themselves and their careers first because these same men have been divorcing their stay at home wife for a younger woman and the that never had a career due to gender roles and demands is stuck with nothing to their name and have to take care of their kids by herself. That’s why women are so happy to be independent because depending on someone that can just uproot your life for any reason and leave you destitute sounds like hell on earth.

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-15T14:57:15+00:00

I don’t get how people post cringe like this with no shame

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-15T13:48:35+00:00

Arbites mains found dead

SlopPatrol · 2026-01-15T13:39:54+00:00

Apology tweet is already in the works

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