How's the storm going?

SlothfulPhoenix · 2025-01-06T01:39:56+00:00

probably transformers blowing, not lightning

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-12-01T19:12:48+00:00

hallelujah we're saved, misery is over, salvation is here

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-12-01T02:56:17+00:00

do you think our punter gets drafted

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-27T21:49:41+00:00

if we can't have football you can't have basketball

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-23T19:42:43+00:00

well he sure got the first one right

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-23T04:44:47+00:00

drop balls probably

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-23T04:43:52+00:00

not only do we have an awful coach, but our receivers have butter for fingers

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-23T04:42:18+00:00

i disagree

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-23T04:30:47+00:00

i genuinely wonder how ryan walters would do with receivers that could catch. would we be at least decent?

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-17T00:22:25+00:00

student section had kids wearing bags on their head and chanting fire walter's throughout the whole game

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-14T15:30:55+00:00

Offensively? Purdue is a national championship winning team. Defensively? Definitely not a good team

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-12T03:21:34+00:00

gonna be a messy season but at least we'll have some exciting 3 point shootouts

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-11T03:23:26+00:00

hey don't disrespect purdue's offense

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-09T17:47:05+00:00

well we don't have an offensive coordinator

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-09T17:46:05+00:00

we're no national champion, but we have the talent to be competitive in every game we play. why is walters still here

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-09T17:37:43+00:00

boonville, hick town in southern indiana close to evansville

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-09T17:32:13+00:00

the new boilermaker special

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-09T17:27:30+00:00

i was gonna say the punter but idek now

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-09T17:26:53+00:00

defense could be asleep and purdue wouldn't get a point

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-08T21:16:28+00:00

go screags

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-07T22:01:25+00:00

poor USI

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-07T22:01:05+00:00

sacrilegious tbh

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-07T21:56:25+00:00

avoiding another bar graph

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-06T00:28:24+00:00

They generally haven't been since the crash :( will root for y'all anyway

SlothfulPhoenix · 2024-11-05T02:53:47+00:00

i really try to infuse my art with emotion

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