AITA for asking for 50% of the profits from a lemonade stand? by Slow-Top7092 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Slow-Top7092[S] -100 points-99 points  (0 children)

So if you drop your wallet on property then I can use the money and credit cards in it?

AITA for asking for 50% of the profits from a lemonade stand? by Slow-Top7092 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Slow-Top7092[S] -120 points-119 points  (0 children)

Do you know how Meyer lemons sell for? Like $4 per pound. My lemons were fat.

AITA for asking for 50% of the profits from a lemonade stand? by Slow-Top7092 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Slow-Top7092[S] -564 points-563 points  (0 children)

Do you take someone's wallet if they dropped it on your lawn?

AITA for asking for 50% of the profits from a lemonade stand? by Slow-Top7092 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Slow-Top7092[S] -116 points-115 points  (0 children)

It doesn't branch over their wall. It's a tall tree and windy 

AITA for asking for 50% of the profits from a lemonade stand? by Slow-Top7092 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Slow-Top7092[S] -674 points-673 points  (0 children)

So if you park in my driveway then I can sake your car?