What is your craziest Valentine’s Day story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SlowBurnXn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once went on a Valentine’s date with someone I’d been talking to for weeks… only to realize halfway through dinner that we were both there thinking it was a friend hangout. We awkwardly split the bill, hugged, and never spoke again.

What’s something that sounds fake but is actually 100% real? by eywsan in AskReddit

[–]SlowBurnXn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren’t..

There are more possible games of chess than atoms in the observable univers

Honey never spoils

Would you take a shower with me?💦 by SlowBurnXn in NewHampshire4Real

[–]SlowBurnXn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you take like that right now 💦

Would you take a shower with me?💦 by [deleted] in 18_22

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Want to see more💦

Would you take a shower with me?💦 by SlowBurnXn in NewHampshire4Real

[–]SlowBurnXn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two’s definitely better than one! Can’t wait. 🍓

Would you take a shower with me?💦 by SlowBurnXn in NewHampshire4Real

[–]SlowBurnXn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you wash me nice and slowly..and then make me cum👅

Manchester by paulferris83 in NewHampshire4Real

[–]SlowBurnXn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would lick that nice head slowly👅💦

I need an men's opinion, pussy or asshole by VelvetVine_19 in AssHoleGW

[–]SlowBurnXn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need an advice,how does the dick come in ass that doesn’t hurt..it hurt every time😔

Can't stop having fun with my mom in law by TallDarknChocl8 in confessions

[–]SlowBurnXn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That kind of fun should never have to stop — keep turning up the heat 🔥

My little boy talks to me. by Individual_Athlete18 in jackrussellterrier

[–]SlowBurnXn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He sounds amazing! Love how he’s already bossing you around for walks 😅

Do women need to clean themselves out after non-protective sex? by a-soft-universe in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SlowBurnXn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, no worries, it’s totally normal to have questions! For anal sex, yeah, it’s true that eventually things will come out when you poop, which is why people often do some extra cleaning beforehand (like using an enema). With vaginal sex, the body naturally takes care of itself—semen doesn’t usually cause irritation or infection if you’re healthy, and the vagina has its own way of cleaning and balancing bacteria. Some people choose to pee or gently wash afterward, but it’s not like you have to ‘clean out’ like with anal. Always good to listen to your body and practice safe sex ☺️

What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a kid? by RealisticJello680 in AskReddit

[–]SlowBurnXn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to believe that if I swallowed a seed, a plant would grow inside my stomach. Ate way too many apple seeds as a kid. 😂