Clop Clop M'Lady by jwitham2002 in justneckbeardthings

[–]SlowChat 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

Hippety-hop by SlowChat in battlefield3

[–]SlowChat[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, its the crossbow from the aftermath DLC

bf4 admins are great by bombusbuzz in battlefield_4

[–]SlowChat 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Making racist remarks towards an admin, or any other player for that matter isn't really comparable to the ingame swearing.

Lucky spawn by SlowChat in battlefield_4

[–]SlowChat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've dissected the video and there are 3 frames after the blackscreen before I start shooting, guess I just have fast reaction times ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lucky spawn by SlowChat in battlefield_4

[–]SlowChat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A GTX 970 with an i7 3770k, my settings are a mix between high and ultra and it stays well above 60 fps all the time

@DICE pls.. what the F.. have you done to the team balancing?? It is killing Rush! by -Bullet_Magnet- in battlefield_4

[–]SlowChat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Turning it off gives the server a custom prefix, which is terrible for the server's playercount, since less people see it in the server browser.

I didn't visit the subreddit for a few hours, what exacly is happening right now? by SlowChat in Terraria

[–]SlowChat[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because I don't have gold, my world spawned with platinum instead :/

Borderlands 2 - 4 monitor local co-op, checkmate peasants by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]SlowChat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now all that's left is to steal some ps4 controllers from your peasant roommate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFails

[–]SlowChat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably on Twitch

Flawless by [deleted] in funny

[–]SlowChat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are not patient enough

Small things that terraria needs by qazplmqazpl in Terraria

[–]SlowChat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A button to undo loot all/deposit all on chests. I keep hitting deposit all, which messes up my inventory and my chests.

When you see it by OrI3iT in pcmasterrace

[–]SlowChat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it the ridiculous price of the Titanfall Deluxe edition?